130+ Funny Bacon Puns That Will Make You Squeal With Joy

Bacon makes everything better – breakfast, burgers, even boring salads. And if you disagree, well… I respect your right to be incorrect.

But let’s talk about something we can all agree on: bacon puns are wildly underrated! They’re savory, a little salty, and just the right amount of over the top.

Basically, they’re the snack of the joke world, and I’m serving up the best of the best! The bacon puns you’ll find below are smokier than a summer barbecue and crispier than perfectly cooked bacon strips.

Dig in while they’re hot!

Short one-liner bacon puns

Sizzle up your funny bone with this crispy collection of funny bacon puns! These rapid-fire strips of humor will leave you in stitches faster than you can say “extra crispy.”

1. My bacon addiction is getting out of ham-d.

2. Bacon is a pig deal.

3. Everybody wants a pizza my bacon.

4. I bacon your pardon.

5. I like pig butts and I cannot lie.

6. Egg-scuse me, is this seat taken? I’d like to bacon your acquaintance.

7. Wake up and smell the bacon!

8. Our bacon is so good, it’ll make you squeal with delight.

9. I’ve got my priorities straight… bacon first, lettuce see what’s next.

10. Bacon is the best way to meat people.

11. I’m in a committed relation-chip with bacon.

12. You’re bacon me crazy!

13. I’m feeling a bit fried, let’s get some bacon.

14. I tried starting a bacon business, but it wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

15. Bacon makes everything butter.

16. I’m so bad at math, I can’t even count the ways I love bacon.

17. Bacon is the answer. Who cares what the question is.

Question-answer bacon puns

Fry your brain with these savory Q&As! These bacon-themed puzzlers will have you scratching your head and chuckling from rind to rind.

18. Why did the bacon go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling crisp.

19. Why did the egg break up with the bacon strip?
She was too salty.

20. What do you call a fake piece of bacon?
A ham-poster.

21. What does bacon say when it makes a friend?
Nice to meat you!

22. What do you call a bacon detective?
Sherlock Ham.

23. Why did the cow break up with the pig?
He was such a boar.

24. Why was the bacon happy?
Because it was cured!

25. Why did the bacon cross the road?
To get to the other side dish.

26. Why did the bacon blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

27. What do you call a bacon thief?
A hamburglar.

28. How do pigs write top-secret messages?
With invisible oink.

29. What do you call someone with bad manners?
A pig!

30. Why did the bacon stay home from work?
It was feeling a little fried.

31. What is the pig’s favorite card game?
Porker!

Cute and romantic bacon puns

Who knew cured meat could be so swoon-worthy? These tender (but sometimes a bit dirty) love puns will have you and your special someone feeling like two peas in a pork pod.

32. You had me at bacon.

33. We go together like bacon and eggs.

34. You’re the only person I want to share my bacon with.

35. You’re the cheese to my bacon melt – we’re grilled to perfection.

36. We’re a perfect pear – you’re egg-zactly what I need.

37. I only have fries for you!

38. You’re the bacon of my existence.

39. Let’s stick together like bacon and eggs.

40. I’d be lost without chew, my sweet bacon strip.

41. You make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of bacon.

42. I’m not yolking when I say you’re my favorite.

43. You’re the bacon to my eggs.

44. You and me are better together like bacon and cheese.

45. I love you more than bacon.

46. Our love is no baloney – it’s pure bacon bliss.

47. We’re bacon a great pear.

48. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart, and the bacon too!

49. Our love is so hot, it could fry bacon.

50. Don’t go bacon my heart – I couldn’t if I fried.

51. I’m bacon you to be mine!

52. You make me sizzle.

53. You’re my everything bagel with bacon.

54. Bacon is my love language.

Check out my full collection of puns for Valentine’s day!

Today’s special bacon puns

Bacon and egg puns

A dynamic duo of breakfast humor! These yolky jokes paired with porky punchlines create a perfect plate of morning mirth.

55. Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!

56. Bacon and eggs are simply egg-cellent together!

57. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

58. Bacon and eggs are good friends… with BEN-efits!

59. Bacon and eggs is a match made in breakfast heaven.

60. What did the bacon say to the egg?
“You’re egg-cellent!”

61. Bacon and eggs together are yolking amazing!

62. Bacon and eggs: the perfect crack-up duo.

63. When bacon met eggs, it was love at first bite.

64. Bacon and eggs just sizzle with chemistry!

Burnt bacon jokes

How about some darker humor for those who like their laughs well-done? These charred chuckles might be too hot to handle!

65. Don’t worry, it’s not burnt… it’s just extra crispy.

66. My bacon was burnt, but it’s still smoking hot.

67. I burnt my bacon so badly, it’s now a carbon copy.

68. My burnt bacon is so crispy, it could cut glass!

69. I didn’t burn the bacon, I just gave it a tan.

70. My bacon is a little dark today, just like my mood.

71. My bacon is so crispy, it’s being considered as a substitute for charcoal.

72. This bacon is not burnt, it’s just well-done!

73. Even burnt bacon is better than no bacon at all.

74. The bacon might be burnt, but my spirits aren’t.

Bacon sandwich puns

Stack up the laughter with these multi-layered bacon food puns. They’re the best thing since sliced bread… wrapped in bacon!

75. My sandwich is bacon me happy.

76. Let’s taco ’bout this amazing bacon sandwich.

77. I never sausage a perfect sandwich until I met you.

78. This bacon sandwich is my bread and butter.

79. Let’s sandwich our problems between two slices of bacon.

80. Bacon me crazy, but I think we make a great sandwich.

81. You’re the mayo to my BLT – spreading joy everywhere.

82. Our bacon is the toast of the town.

Turkey bacon jokes

For those who prefer their puns on the leaner side. These fowl-meets-pork jokes prove that turkey bacon can bring home the funny too!

83. Turkey bacon: The bacon for people who don’t like bacon.

84. Why did the turkey bacon cross the road?
To avoid the fryer.

85. Turkey bacon is just regular bacon in disguise for Thanksgiving.

86. I tried turkey bacon once, but it just didn’t fly with me.

87. Why did the turkey bacon go to school?
To become an egghead.

88. Turkey bacon is the imitation crab of the bacon world.

89. Turkey bacon is the gobble of goodness.

90. Why did the turkey bacon cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.

91. Turkey bacon is just pork bacon’s attempt at dressing up for Halloween.

92. Turkey bacon is perfect for when you’re feeling a little fowl.

Funny bacon puns for kids

Little piglets will squeal with delight at these silly family-friendly bacon bits of humor. No need to hog all the laughter!

93. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!

94. What do you call a pig who loves to paint?
Pigcasso!

95. Why can’t you trust pigs with secrets?
They’re always squealing.

96. What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!

97. Who do you call when bacon is in danger?
Ham-bulance.

98. What kind of stories do pigs read?
About the three little humans.

99. What do you call a pig who loves to sing?
A ham-star!

100. How does bacon cheer for its team?
Go ham or go home!

Punny bacon captions for Instagram

Garnish your social media with these sizzling bacon captions. Your followers will be bringing home the likes by the pound!

101. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for bacon.

102. Get your daily dose of vitamin B…acon!

103. Bacon goals: crispy and perfect.

104. Keep calm and eat bacon.

105. Special offer: Bacon that’ll make your heart sizzle.

106. Sizzling with excitement for this bacon!

107. Everything tastes better with bacon.

108. Bacon hair, don’t care.

109. Today’s forecast: 100% chance of bacon.

110. Sizzle into the weekend with our bacon breakfast platter!

111. Some people need coffee to wake up, I just need bacon.

112. I’m a bacon of hope in a world of kale.

113. Life is short, eat more bacon.

114. I’m bringing home the bacon!

115. Bacon is the only thing that can make my morning sizzle.

Funny bacon puns mentioning pigs

Oink if you love wordplay! These pig-centric bacon jokes bridge the gap from farm to table with a heaping helping of humor.

116. Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Because he was bacon in the sun!

117. Taste today’s bacon and see why it’s a pig hit.

118. What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet.

119. Why did the pig give up his acting career?
He couldn’t bring home the bacon.

120. What do pigs use on their wounds?
Oinkment.

121. Bacon so good, you’ll think it’s a pigment of your imagination.

122. Pigs enjoy going on ham-bitious adventures.

123. The pig was all dressed up but had nowhere to go. He was bacon a fool of himself.

More hilarious bacon puns for friends

Just when you thought we’d fried up every possible bacon play-on-words, here’s another platter of funny bacon jokes.

Save them for those moments when you are technically not hungry anymore but can’t say no to another strip of superb-smelling bacon!

124. I wanted to tell you a joke about bacon, but it’s a little greasy.

125. Bacon: because you don’t win friends with salad.

126. I’m here for a good time, not a long time, so bring me bacon.

127. Let’s bacon it happen!

128. Friends who bacon together, stay together.

129. There’s no “we” in bacon.

130. You’ll be bacon for more after trying our daily special.

131. I like my men like I like my bacon: thick and juicy.

132. You’re bacon me hungry.

133. Bacon makes our friendship crispy.

134. Don’t go bacon promises you can’t keep.

135. Bacon is my jam!

136. Everything’s better with bacon, especially more bacon.

Wrapping up

Oops, it’s time for me to fry out of here, but I hope you’ve enjoyed these bacon puns as much as a Sunday morning brunch.

Remember, life is too short to take things too seriously, so keep things light and don’t forget to laugh!

Now, I turn the table to you:

Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.