88 Lobster Puns That Are Shrimply the Best

Lobster puns? More like lob-stir up some laughs! If you’re feeling a little crabby today, these lobster puns are sure to get you out of your shell.

Get ready to indulge in a sea of hilarious wordplay that will have you cracking up like the claws on a fresh Maine lobster…

Short one-liner lobster puns

Here we go, folks! Prepare for some quick-witted, one-liner lobster puns that’ll have you crackin’ up like a freshly boiled crustacean!

1. I’m not sure if I trust that lobster, he seems a little fishy.

2. Feeling crabby? Have some lobster – it’s claw-some therapy.

3. Lobsters have a tough life, they’re always getting steamed.

4. Got a case of the Mondays? Lobster always makes it a claw-tastic day.

5. The lobster comedian was hilarious, he really cracked me up.

6. The lobster race was close, but he managed to claw his way to victory.

7. If you want to impress a lobster, just give him a shell phone.

8. The lobster was so rich, he had his own butter yacht.

9. We’re not just friends, we’re clawst friends.

10. The lobster scientist discovered a new element, which he named shellium.

11. The lobster astronaut was the first to explore the clawrbit of the moon.

12. If you give a lobster a clarinet, you’ll get a claw-ssical concert.

13. At the lobster costume party, everyone was dressed to the fins.

14. The lobster was a terrible comedian, all of his jokes were crabby.

15. Don’t be shellfish, share your lobster dinner.

Question-answer lobster puns

Time for a little back-and-forth banter! These question-answer lobster puns are sure to keep you on your toes (or should I say, claws?).

16. Why did the lobster blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

17. Where do lobsters vote?
The prawn-cinct.

18. What do you call a lobster who’s a bad dancer?
Two left claws.

19. Why did the lobster break up with the crab?
They just weren’t claw-mpatible!

20. Why did the lobster refuse to share his dessert?
He was being shellfish.

21. Why couldn’t the lobster fit through the tiny opening?
He was too claw-strophobic!

22. What did the lobster say when he walked sideways?
“Can you crab me a cab?”

23. Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide!

24. What do you call a lobster who’s always late?
A slow-poke.

25. Why did the lobster get a parking ticket?
It was parked in a claw-away zone.

26. What do you call a group of lobsters who sing together?
A shrimp-phony!

27. Why was the lobster so unpopular at school?
Because he kept snapping at the teacher!

28. What do you call a lobster who’s a lawyer?
A claw-yer!

29. Why was the lobster sad?
Because he was having a claw-ful day!

Cliche lobster puns

You know what they say – if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! These cliché lobster puns may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to get a few chuckles.

30. Don’t count your lobsters before they’re steamed.

31. It’s always claw-mest before the storm.

32. When life gives you lemons, add butter and lobster.

33. Just claw it a day!

34. If you can’t bathe the heat, stay out of the pot!

35. You can’t tease a lobster without getting pinched.

36. You’ve got to claw your way to the top.

37. The early bird gets the lobster roll.

38. Don’t put all your lobsters in one pot.

39. You can’t judge a lobster by its shell.

40. Too many claws in the kitchen spoil the bisque.

Punny lobster captions for Instagram

Who needs filters when you’ve got punny lobster captions? These witty one-liners will have your Instagram followers double-tapping faster than a lobster can snap its claws!

41. This lobster dinner is off the hook!

42. Pinch me, I’m dreaming.

43. Claw-some vibes only.

44. Feeling a little shellfish today.

45. Just clawing my way through life.

46. Steaming up your feed.

47. Shell-ebrate the good times.

48. Butter believe it, this lobster is delicious!

49. Having a claw-some time!

50. Shellebrating another trip around the sun.

51. Happiness is a lobster sandwich in hand.

52. Feeling a little crabby, might delete later.

53. Making waves and causing a lob-stir.

54. Shell yeah, it’s a good day!

Cute and romantic lobster puns

Aww, look at these adorable, romantic lobster puns! They’re so sweet, you might just pinch yourself or your significant other.

55. You’re the only catch that I sea in this ocean.

56. We’re claw-some together.

57. You’re my lobster, and I’ll never tuna you out.

58. Let’s shell-ebrate our love every day.

59. We make a fintastic couple.

60. You make my heart do the lobster roll.

61. Shell we dance?

62. I want to be the melted butter to your lobster.

63. You’ve got me wrapped around your claw.

64. I shell always adore you.

65. You’re the catch of the day!

66. You’re one in a krill-ion.

67. I clawed my way out of the friend-zone to be with you.

68. I’m so glad I reeled you in.

69. I love you more than a lobster loves the sea.

70. I chowder ask you to be my mer-mate.

71. Every day with you is claw-some.

72. I’m hooked on you.

73. I found my lobster, and I’ll never let you go.

74. You make my heart melt more than butter.

75. You’re shrimply the best.

76. You make my heart feel all claw-mfortable.

77. Our love is as bright as the coral sunrise.

78. You make me claw-ver the moon.

More hilarious lobster puns

Just when you thought we were all punned out, we’ve got even more hilarious lobster puns up our sleeves. Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt!

79. Did you hear about the lobster who went to the ballet? He pulled a mussel.

80. Lobster chefs are so popular, they’re always getting pinched.

81. When the lobster met the shrimp, they had an instant shell-ebration.

82. Lobsters love playing hide-and-seek, they’re always trying to stay out of the pot.

83. That lobster chef is amazing; he always knows how to boil things down.

84. Lobsters love the holidays, especially Claw-ristmas.

85. The lobster librarian was great at finding the right books, thanks to his shellection skills.

86. Lobsters love the opera, they always have a claw-ssical night out.

87. The lobster politician promised a brighter future with more shell-ter for everyone.

88. Don’t get your claws in a twist, I’ll share my lobster with you.

Wrapping up

Phew! We’ve finally reached the end of this punny journey into the depths of lobster humor.

If you’re feeling a little claw-strophobic after all these crustacean quips, don’t worry – we’ll let you go for now. But remember, if you ever need a good laugh, just come back and bask in the pun-shine of these delightfully shelly jokes.

Until next time, stay clawsome!

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!