100+ Thanksgiving Food Puns That Are Stuffed With Humor

Look, I’m not saying I’m a professional comedian or anything, but I’m pretty sure these Thanksgiving food puns are going to make you laugh so hard, you’ll be spitting out your pumpkin pie.

Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but they’re definitely going to bring a grateful smile to your face. And hey, isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about?

Short one-liner Thanksgiving food puns

Mash up your dinner conversation with these bite-sized dinner puns! These snappy one-liners are crispier than perfectly roasted turkey skin and twice as likely to make your guests chuckle.

Sprinkle them liberally throughout the meal for maximum flavor!

1. Oh my gourd, I can’t believe it’s almost Thanksgiving!

2. You’re really stuffing your face.

3. That was a berry good meal.

4. This pie is worth gobbling about!

5. Lettuce give thanks for pie!

6. Gobble ’til you wobble!

7. I yam what I yam, and I’m thankful for pie.

8. Cran you handle all this deliciousness?

9. You’ve got to be squashing me!

10. You butter not forget the gravy.

11. That’s a gourd one.

12. Keep calm and gobble on.

13. You’re really dishing it out today.

14. Don’t go bacon my heart.

15. I’m feeling saucy today.

16. That’s just how I roll… my turkey.

17. That’s a pretty sweet potato you’ve got there.

18. Don’t go getting all mushy on me.

Question-answer Thanksgiving food puns

Who’s ready to play a fun game at a Thanksgiving table? These back-and-forth exchanges will test your wit and determine who is the smartest turkey!

Challenge your family to solve these tasty question-based Thanksgiving food puns – they’re sure to break the ice at any awkward family gathering.

1. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

2. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!

3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

4. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after dinner.

5. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!

6. Why was the cranberry always so sweet? It couldn’t help being a little saucy!

7. Why did the pilgrims’ pants keep falling down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats!

8. Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!

9. What key has legs and can’t open doors? A tur-key!

Funny Thanksgiving puns for kids

Little pilgrims will gobble up these wholesome jokes!

Here’s a selection of kid-friendly Thanksgiving food jokes that’ll have the children’s table in stitches. Just be prepared for an avalanche of giggles between bites of mac and cheese!

1. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because it had the drumsticks!

2. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

3. Why didn’t the pie show up? Because it was feeling crumby.

4. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove she wasn’t chicken!

5. What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A plumpkin!

6. You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!

7. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

8. Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert? It was already stuffed.

9. The mashed potatoes are feeling a little salty.

Clever puns for Thanksgiving marketing

Attention all turkey day entrepreneurs! These puns are specially crafted to stuff your marketing full of festive cheer.

From Black Friday deals to seasonal specials, these wordplays will have customers flocking to your business like it’s the last can of pumpkin puree on the shelf.

1. Stuffed with savings!

2. Gobble up these deals before they’re gone!

3. Fall into savings this Thanksgiving!

4. Our prices are so low, it’s almost a crimeberry!

5. Don’t chicken out on these turkey day deals!

6. Stuff your cart with savings!

7. Our prices are lower than a turkey’s wattle!

8. Give thanks for great prices!

9. Your holiday shopping just got a lot tastier.

10. This sale is something to be thankful for!

11. We’re thankful for your business – have a pie-ce of our appreciation!

12. Feast your eyes on these discounts!

13. Our Thanksgiving sale is the gravy on top!

14. You’ll be thankful for these prices!

15. Our deals are the perfect side dish to your Thanksgiving celebration!

16. Don’t get left in the cold – warm up with our hot deals!

17. Our sale is the main course this Thanksgiving!

18. Feast on these discounts all weekend long.

19. These deals are just gravy!

20. Get a slice of the savings pie!

Punny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram

Give thanks for these social media-ready puns! Whether you’re showcasing your picture-perfect pie or your chaotic kitchen aftermath, these captions will garnish your posts with just the right amount of Thanksgiving humor.

Your followers will be hitting “like” faster than grandma reaches for the sweet potato casserole.

1. I’m stuffed like a turkey!

2. Pie love Thanksgiving!

3. Feast mode: activated.

4. Don’t be a jerky, eat more turkey!

5. This pie has got me feeling berry blessed.

5. May your Thanksgiving be stuffed with happiness.

6. Oh my gourd, I ate too much!

7. Here’s to a gourdgeous Thanksgiving!

8. Let’s get cranberry sauced!

9. I can’t believe I ate all that!

10. Giving thanks, one pie at a time.

11. Thanksgiving: A time to count your blessings and your calories

12. Don’t be a turkey, give thanks!

13. I yam so grateful for y’all!

14. May your turkey be juicy and your pie sweet.

15. Grateful, blessed, and well-dressed.

16. I’m feeling pretty full-filling right now.

17. Thankful for this delicious spread!

18. Let’s pie it forward this Thanksgiving!

19. Leftovers are for quitters.

20. Too blessed to be stressed, too stuffed to be fussed.

21. Whisk-ing you a Happy Thanksgiving!

Cute and romantic Thanksgiving food puns

Looking to butter up your sweetheart this holiday? These tender Thanksgiving food puns are the perfect recipe for romance.

1. I only have pies for you.

2. I relish our time together.

3. I love you from my head tomatoes.

4. You’re the apple of my pie.

5. I’m so thankful you’re my main course.

6. You make my heart mash and gravy.

7. We make a great pear.

8. You’re the gravy-est!

9. I’m sweet on you like cranberry sauce.

10. Pie love you more than pumpkin spice.

11. You’re my main squeeze.

12. Pie’m thankful for you.

13. You’ve buttered up my heart.

14. We go together like turkey and stuffing.

15. Life is batter with you around.

16. I yam thankful for you!

17. You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.

18. Let’s stick together like cranberry sauce.

Funny Thanksgiving food names

How to make your Thanksgiving feast truly unforgettable? Rename your classic dishes with these punderful monikers! These names are so clever, they might just overshadow your actual cooking.

1. Fowl Play

2. Squash Goals

3. Tom the Turkey

4. Gobble-icious Gravy

5. Corn on the Cob Webb

6. Mash Effect

7. The Gravy Train / Gravy Train Express

8. Pilgrims of the Cari-bean Casserole

9. Mayflower Power Salad

10. Stuff It!

11. Yammie Dodger

12. Pumpkin Pie-fection

13. Gobblin’ Gravy

14. Cran Barry Sauce

15. Candied Yammy Yams

16. Stuffin’ Muffin

17. Deviled Eggs-travaganza

18. Drumstick Dan

More hilarious food puns for Thanksgiving

I’m potato-tally not finished yet! This smorgasbord of silliness is packed with more Thanksgiving food puns than you can shake a turkey leg at.

1. I’m having a grape time!

2. Let’s squash this hunger!

3. Thankful for pumpkin pie and elastic waistbands.

4. Just here for the stuffing, thanks.

5. I’m so full, I feel like I’m going to burst at the seams!

6. This turkey is so good, it’s clucking awesome!

7. I’ve got a good filling about this.

8. May your plate be full and your pants stretchy.

9. I’m so thankful for leftovers!

10. Gratitude with a side of attitude.

Wrapping up

Well folks, it looks like our Thanksgiving feast of puns has come to an end.

I hope these jokes weren’t too corny, and that they left you feeling stuffed with laughter.

Share these Thanksgiving food puns with your loved ones and watch as the laughter spreads faster than gravy on mashed potatoes!

And if you’re looking to have even more fun this fall, look at my lists of October and November holidays – almost every day has something for a foodie to celebrate!

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!