120+ Funny Pickle Puns That Are Kind Of A Big Dill

Pickles prove that sometimes, the weirdest ideas turn out to be the best. Someone looked at a cucumber, dunked it in brine, and said, “Let’s just see what happens.”

Now, they’re a cultural phenomenon. Talk about a glow-up.

A snack this dramatic wouldn’t settle for boring jokes. These pickle puns cause just enough trouble to make people question why they still talk to you (consider yourself warned).

But at least they’ll know who’s a big dill when it comes to silly jokes!

Short one-liner pickle puns

You know those days when you feel a bit sad during lunch and may need a quick laugh between bites of your sandwich?

These short pickle puns pack a vinegary punch without the long setup! Just a dash of funny pickle puns is often enough to brighten your lunch break or spice up a text message.

1. Dill with it or get out of the jar.

2. I tried to quit pickles once, but I just couldn’t brine myself to do it.

3. I’m kind of a big dill.

4. You relish my company, admit it.

5. This idea has been brining in my head all day.

6. I’m in a bit of a pickle, but it’s fine.

7. Don’t be so salty!

8. This is quite a dill-emma!

9. You can’t just ketchup to my level of pickled greatness.

10. I had a dill-lightful time last night!

11. Not to brag, but I’m always in a jar-dropping mood.

12. Stop gherkin around, this is serious!

13. I’m totally relishing this moment.

14. Hey, this is not that big of a dill.

15. I’m in a bit of a pickle, but it’s kind of my brine-d and butter.

Question-answer pickle puns

There’s something deliciously satisfying about a good setup and punchline combo. These Q&A style pickle jokes give you that perfect build-up of anticipation before the tangy payoff!

Short pickle puns like these make great ice-breakers at parties or awkward family gatherings. Just watch as people simultaneously roll their eyes and ask for another one!

16. Why did the pickle break up with the ketchup?
It felt too bottled up in the relationship.

17. Why did the pickles start a band?
Because they were ready to jam!

18. How do pickles celebrate their victories?
They relish the moment.

19. What do pickles do when they have a problem?
They brine-storm solutions.

20. Why do pickles never get invited to fancy parties?
Because they always act a little too salty.

21. What’s a pickle’s favorite type of movie?
A dill-lightful rom-com.

22. How do pickles cheer each other up?
They say, “Don’t worry, it’s not a big dill!”

23. Why was the pickle feeling so good?
Because it was well-preserved!

24. Why did the pickle get promoted at work?
It was always on a roll.

25. What do you call a good quality pickle?
Dill-icious!

Cute pickle love puns

Looking to add some crunch to your romance for a date night or Valentine’s day card? Nothing says “I’m sweet on you” quite like pickle humor that makes your special someone blush.

These adorable pickle-themed expressions of affection might sound cheesy, but they’re ferment to be!

26. You’re my sweet, sweet gherkin.

27. You’re kind of a big dill in my life.

28. I relish every moment with you.

29. You’ve pickled my fancy!

30. Our love is preserved forever.

31. You dill me with happiness!

32. Life without you would be a real pickle.

33. You make my heart crunch with joy.

34. You’re my jar-mate for life.

35. I’m just a pickle in love.

36. We go together like pickles and sandwiches.

37. Let’s stick together like pickles in a tight jar!

38. Our love is sealed tighter than a pickle jar.

Dirty pickle puns for adults

After dark, pickles take on a whole new meaning. These adults-only pickle jokes play with the obvious innuendos that come with these everyone’s favorite savory snacks.

Just make sure the kids are out of earshot before you unleash these briny double-entendres!

39. Are you a pickle? Because you look delicious.

40. Baby, I’m feeling a little jarred tonight.

41. You’re really putting me in a pickle… and I like it.

42. I like my pickles firm.

43. Things are about to get real juicy in this brine.

44. Maybe we can go to your place and you show me your pickle?

45. That’s a long, crunchy pickle you’ve got there.

46. I’m in a real tight pickle – wanna help me out?

47. Let’s get salty.

48. Wanna take a dip in my brine?

49. You can pickle me anytime.

50. No need to preserve the moment… let’s make it last all night.

51. Let’s keep it spicy and dill-icious.

52. You know how to twist my lid.

53. Wow, this was truly jar-dropping.

Clean pickle puns for kids

Kids naturally gravitate toward silly puns about pickles because they’re just the right mix of familiar and funny. These family-friendly jokes keep all the laughs without any of the inappropriate content.

Your little ones will be repeating these at school, turning them into the class comedian overnight. I noticed pickle jokes are highly contagious among the elementary school crowd!

54. Why do pickles love bedtime stories?
Because they always get dill-lightful dreams after!

55. Why did the pickle go to school?
To get a little more brine power!

56. Why didn’t the pickle like being touched?
It was very pickle-ish!

57. Why did the pickle bring an umbrella?
Because it didn’t want to get brined on!

58. What do pickles say before a race?
“Ready, set, brine!”

59. Why was the pickle so good at school?
Because it always stayed fresh!

60. What do pickles do when they’re bored?
They ketchup on reading.

61. How do pickles solve problems?
They use their brine power!

62. Why was the pickle afraid of the fridge?
Because it was a little too chili.

63. Why don’t pickles get into arguments?
Because they don’t want to get in a jam!

Christmas pickle puns

The tradition of hiding a pickle ornament in the Christmas tree gets even better with holiday-themed pickle wordplay!

These festive jokes combine two unlikely subjects into one hilarious package. Your holiday dinner guests will appreciate the clever connections between Santa’s reindeer and vinegar-soaked cucumbers.

64. Have yourself a dill-lightful Christmas!

65. Yule never find a better pickle gift than this!

66. ‘Tis the season to be pickled!

67. Let’s get brined for the holidays!

68. Wishing you a season filled with joy and jars of pickles.

69. I’m just here to relish the holiday spirit.

70. Pickle bells, pickle bells, pickle all the way!

71. Wishing you a crunchy Christmas!

72. I hope Santa leaves some pickles in my stocking!

73. We wish you a crunchy Christmas and a dill-ightful New Year.

74. Forget milk and cookies – I’m leaving Santa a jar of pickles!

75. Santa’s visit is a really big dill for little kids.

Pickle puns for birthday

Birthdays call for something special, and pickle-themed birthday jokes might be the unexpected gift someone didn’t know they needed.

These happy birthday cucumber puns make for unique card messages that stand out from the usual birthday wishes. Your pickle-loving friend will appreciate that you’ve gone beyond the ordinary to celebrate their special day!

76. Hey, it’s your birthday – relish the moment!

77. You’re kind of a big dill today!

78. Don’t let anyone gherkin your vibe today!

79. Getting older is no big dill!

80. Wishing you a dill-ightful birthday!

81. Hope your birthday is extra crunchy and full of joy!

82. Another year older, but still fresh as a pickle!

83. Enough dill-ays – time to celebrate!

84. You’re aging like a fine pickle – better with time!

85. You seem really well-preserved for your age!

86. It’s your birthday – time to get a little pickled!

87. Let’s toast to another year of being fresh and salty!

Wedding themed pickle puns

Marriage and pickles have more in common than you might think – both get better with time and proper preservation techniques!

These wedding pickle jokes add a surprising twist to wedding speeches and toasts. The newlyweds with a sense of humor will treasure these preserved cucumber comparisons to their fresh commitment.

88. We’re officially jarred together for life!

89. Sealed with love & pickles!

90. Relish the love, forever and ever!

91. Love is a really big dill today!

92. This marriage is sealed tighter than a pickle jar.

93. Here’s to a love that stays fresh forever!

94. I knew we were meant to be – we just clicked like a jar lid.

95. May your love be as sweet as bread and butter pickles!

96. A toast to the happiest couple in the brine!

97. This is one marriage that will never sour.

98. You’re my forever gherkin!

99. May your love always be as strong as a tightly sealed pickle jar.

100. What a dill-lightful day!

101. Just married and already relishing every moment!

102. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is extra crunchy!

103. Thanks for celebrating our big dill with us!

Punny pickle captions for Instagram

Your pickle pics deserve captions that are as crisp as the subject! These social media-ready pickle puns will help your food photos stand out in a sea of boring breakfast posts.

Your followers will be tapping that like button faster than you can say “dill-icious!”

104. Just had the most dill-ightful day of this whole year!

105. Relishing every crunchy moment.

106. Dill-icious moments like this deserve to be remembered.

107. A day without pickles? Not on my watch.

108. Crunch time, all the time!

109. Pickles are proof that even cucumbers can have a glow-up.

110. Just trying to stay fresh and salty.

111. This is a big dill, folks!

112. You had me at extra pickles.

113. This is my brine time to shine.

114. No sour moods, just sour snacks.

115. Not your average gherkin!

More hilarious pickle puns

Just when you thought you’d reached the bottom of the pickle jar, here comes another batch of brine-soaked wordplay! These additional jokes explore every possible pickle pun territory not yet covered.

116. If I had a dollar for every pickle I ate… I’d buy more pickles.

117. You think you’re cool? Try being a refrigerated pickle.

118. When in doubt, just dill with it.

119. I’ve been dilling with some stuff lately…

120. I’d be in a real pickle without my snack stash.

121. Just dill with it already!

122. He really pickled himself into a corner.

123. My hobbies include eating pickles and thinking about pickles.

124. I relish every moment of my salty existence.

125. Don’t be salty – unless you’re a pickle, then go for it.

126. Let’s be dill-iberate about our choices here.

127. That guy was such a gherkin.

128. I may be in a pickle, but at least I’m not in a jam.

Wrapping up

If you made it through this entire list without getting into a pickle, you must really love wordplay! Hopefully, these pickle puns gave you something to relish, whether they made you laugh, groan, or reconsider your life choices.

Before you go ahead and brine some joy to the world with your new favorite pickle jokes, make sure to take a peek at my other food puns:

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Now, I turn the table to you:

Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.