90 Butter Puns That Will Leave You Feeling Buttered Up

Hold onto your toast, folks, because I’m about to drop some seriously buttery puns that are so smooth, they’ll slide right into your heart.

These jokes are cheesier than a grilled cheese sandwich, sillier than a stick of melted butter, and guaranteed to have you laughing until you’re crying tears of joy. So buckle up, buttercup – it’s about to get wild!

One-liner butter puns

Butter is the life of the party, bringing flavor and fun to any dish. Just like these puns – short, sweet, and promise to make you smile.

1. Spread joy like butter.

2. Butter believe it!

3. Don’t butter me up, I’m not a toast.

4. Things just keep getting butter and butter.

5. I was going to butter my toast, but it had a melt-down.

6. I told the butter a secret, and it spread it everywhere!

7. That’s a butter way to do it!

8. The butter tried stand-up comedy, but its jokes always fell flat.

9. I tried to make a butter sculpture, but it just couldn’t handle the pressure.

10. Spread the butter, not the hate.

11. I was going to butter you up, but I thought you might get too toasty.

12. I tried to butter my toast, but it had too much on its plate.

13. Spread the love, butter be quick.

14. I was going to butter my popcorn, but I thought I’d stick to my diet.

15. I put butter on my pancakes and they said, “We’re flattered!”

Question-answer butter puns

Think you’re clever? Well, butter believe it! These question-and-answer butter puns are sure to be a brain-tickling challenge.

16. What did the butter say to the bread?
I’m on a roll!

17. Why did the butter blush?
It saw the toast get naked!

18. Why did the butter go to the doctor?
It was feeling spread thin!

19. Why did the butter break up with the bread?
It said it was too clingy!

20. What did the butter say to the bagel?
Let’s stick together!

21. What did the butter say to the jam?
You’re my main squeeze!

22. Why did the butter go to school?
To get breaducated!

23. What do you call a butter that’s too cool?
A smooth criminal!

24. Why did the butter sit near the window?
It wanted to see the bread rise.

25. Why did the butter break up with the margarine?
It found someone bread-er.

26. What’s a butter’s favorite drink?
A smoothie!

27. Why did the butter get promoted?
It was on a roll!

28. What did the butter say on a hot day?
I’m melting!

29. Why did the butter find a job?
To be a bread-winner!

30. Why did the butter go to therapy?
It had a spreading problem!

31. Why did the butter get depressed?
It was spreading itself too thin!

32. Why did the butter run for office?
To spread its influence!

33. Why did the butter go to school?
To become butter-educated!

34. What did the butter say to the pancake?
You make my heart melt!

35. Why did the butter sit in the sun?
To get toasted!

36. Why did the butter sing in the shower?
To spread some joy!

Cliche butter puns

These buttery jokes might be old, but they’re still smooth as ever. Prepare for familiar sayings with a creamy twist that’s simply irresistible.

37. Butter late than never!

38. Butter safe than sorry.

39. Butter days are coming our whey.

40. When life gives you lemons, add butter and sugar and make shortbread cookies!

41. The early bird gets the buttered bagel.

42. Don’t cry over spilled milk, just mop it up with a slice of bread and butter.

43. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can have your bread and butter it too!

44. Laughter is the best medicine, but buttered popcorn comes in a close second.

45. The early bird gets the worm, but I’d rather have the buttered bagel.

46. Don’t judge a book by its cover, unless it’s a cookbook with butter cookies on the front.

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47. I was going to bake cookies, but I ran out of butter. What a spreadicament!

48. Butter up and enjoy the ride.

49. I’m so buttered up right now, I could slip and slide across the floor!

50. Life is butter with a little flavor.

51. Butter days are coming, keep spreading!

52. Butter makes everything better, especially these cookies!

53. This butter is so good, it’s making me melt.

54. I’m so happy, I could just melt like butter on a hot day.

55. I’m having a butter time than I expected!

56. Don’t count your calories before you butter the bread.

Cute and romantic butter puns

Butter is the perfect ingredient for a sweet and savory relationship.

These puns are a little cheesy, a little cute, and perfect for sharing with your butter half.

57. You butter believe I’m in love with you.

58. Things are butter when we’re together.

59. You make my heart melt like butter.

60. Everything is butter when you’re around.

61. Butter together.

62. I loaf you so much.

63. You’re my butter half!

64. You’re my everything bagel.

65. I’m not trying to butter you up, but that outfit looks amazing on you.

66. You’re looking butter than ever.

67. You’re the butter to my bread, the jelly to my donut.

68. I’m not trying to be cheesy, but I think you’re grate!

Short and sweet butter puns

Looking for a quick butter joke you can use in any situation? Here are some funny and short butter puns for your collection!

69. Butter luck next time!

70. You’re butter than you think.

71. Butterly amazing!

72. I butter go now.

73. Butter hurry up!

74. No butter time than now.

75. That’s the butter truth.

76. You’re butter off sticking with me.

77. Butter you than me, pal.

78. I butterfly away now.

79. You butter not miss this!

80. Butter be good!

More hilarious butter puns

We’re not done yet! If you’re still craving more buttery humor, this collection is sure to satisfy. Here is another spread of puns for additional giggles!

81. I left the butter out in the sun. Now it’s a puddle of its former self.

82. I brought butter to the party, but it couldn’t handle the heat.

83. The butter got kicked out of the party for spreading rumors.

84. I’m not sure if I should tell you this secret, but I butter not keep it in.

85. I was going to use the butter, but it slipped through my fingers.

86. The butter went to therapy to deal with its spreading issues.

87. The butter won the lottery and became a real bread-winner.

88. I’m having a butter time than I ever imagined!

89. When life gives you lemons, add butter and sugar and make lemon bars.

90. The butter got a promotion because it was great at spreading ideas.

Wrapping up

And there you have it, butter lovers! 90 puns to spread the laughter thicker than a layer of buttercream frosting.

But hold on… do you hear that? It’s the rumble of my stomach… telling me it’s time for a grilled cheese. And what better way to enjoy it than with some delicious cheese puns!

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!