100+ Juicy Plum Puns And Jokes That Are Plum-azing

If you are ready to sunk your teeth into a juicy collection of plum puns ripe with hilarity, you are in the right place!

I’ve hand-picked a bunch of puns that range from quick, pit-stopping one-liners that’ll make you snort with laughter, to more complex, multi-layered wordplay that slowly unfolds like a plum blossom.

Just be warned: once you start, it’s hard to stop – these puns are more addictive than a basket of ripe plums on a hot summer day. You might even say they’re plum-believably good!

Short one-liner plum puns

Blink and you’ll miss ’em! These rapid-fire plum puns pack a punch in just a few words. Perfectly portable and primed for any occasion, they’ll turn you into the life of the summer party!

1. I’m starting to think my love for plums is plum-posterous.

2. You’re looking rather purple today.

3. To plum, or not to plum, that is the question.

4. The plum started a band, but they couldn’t agree on a name. They were in a plum jam.

5. My buddy was hired to fix the leaky pipe under the orchard. He’s a master plum-ber.

6. Don’t get me started on plums, I could go on for hours about their pit-ential.

7. I’m feeling a bit tart today.

8. I watched the price of plums plummet at the farmer’s market.

9. He’s a plum character, always so sweet.

10. I’m afraid I’m plum out of ideas.

11. My friend found a plum spot to park.

12. My grandma’s plum cake is a plum-derful treat.

13. This plum wine is so di-wine!

14. She’s got herself in a real jam this time.

15. After winning the pie contest, the baker was on a plum-believable high.

16. That’s quite a ripe opportunity!

Question-answer plum puns

Looking for some quirky plum questions no one can guess the answer for? These fruity riddles will keep you guessing and grinning!

Challenge your friends or your family with these question-answer plum puns that are sure to pit wit against wit.

17. What did the plum say then it decided to try skydiving? “I’m ready to take the plum-ge!”

18. Why did the plum go to school? To get a little sweeter!

19. Why was the plum always calm? Because it was never in a jam.

20. Why did the plum go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling well-rounded.

21. What did the plum say to its girlfriend? “You’re just peachy!”

22. What’s a plum’s favorite holiday? Plum-ber Day!

23. How do plums stay cool in the summer? They chill in the fridge!

24. Why did the plum join a band? It wanted to play some jam sessions!

25. What did the plum say to the apricot? “We should make a compote sometime.”

26. Why did the plum break up with the mango? It found the cherry more a-peeling.

27. Why did the plum refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get into a jam.

Plum jokes for kids

Tiny tots and terrific teens alike will relish these wholesome plum puns.

Bursting with innocent charm, these are sweeter than a perfectly ripe plum and twice as fun!

28. What is the plumber’s favorite fruit? You guessed it.

39. Why did the plum go to school? To get a little pit smarter!

30. Why did the plum go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

31. What did the grape say to the plum? “You’re a little sour!”

32. Why did the plum sit in the sun? It wanted to become a prune.

33. Why was the little plum so popular at school? Because it was so jam-packed with kindness!

34. Why did the plum go to the party? To have a fruitful time!

35. What did the plum say to the crab apple? “Stop being so crabby!”

36. How do you make a plum smile? Tell it a berry funny joke!

37. Why did the plum sit alone at lunch? It was feeling a bit fruitless.

Today’s special plum puns

Plum pudding jokes

Deck the halls with boughs of humor! These plum pudding puns stir up memories of cozy Christmases and are the perfect dessert for any holiday conversation.

38. How did the plum pudding get so smart? It always soaked up knowledge!

39 . Why did the plum pudding go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumb-y.

40. What did the plum pudding say to the chocolate cake? “You’re sweet, but I’m plum-tastic!”

41. What do you get when you cross a plum pudding with a comedian? Raisin a laugh!

42. What do you call a plum pudding that leprechauns love? A shortcake!

43. How does a plum pudding stay warm in winter? It puts on its brandy butter jacket!

44. Why did the plum pudding bring a ladder to the dinner? To reach new heights of deliciousness!

45. What’s the difference between a plum pudding and a bad joke? A bad joke leaves a bad taste in your mouth, while a plum pudding leaves a good taste in your mouth!

Sugar plum jokes

Indulge your sweet tooth with these saccharine jokes! Sugar plums, those classic confections of candied goodness, are perfectly ripe for a serving of laughs.

These jokes are as sweet as the treats themselves, more than enough to satisfy your craving for fruit-infused sugary humor.

46. Why was the sugar plum always cheerful? It was just too sweet!

47. How did the sugar plum win the race? It was full of energy!

48. Why did the sugar plum go to school? To become a smartie!

49. Why did the sugar plum join the choir? It wanted to add a little sweetness to the melody.

50. How do sugar plums stay in shape? They do sweet crunches!

51. Why was the sugar plum always invited to tea parties? It was simply irresistible!

Plum fruit jokes

If you’re craving a laugh as sweet as a juicy plum, you’re in the right place!

My fresh plum fruit jokes are great to lighten the mood during snack time or share a giggle with friends who appreciate the finer fruits in life.

52. I’ve been plum crazy about this fruit since I was a kid.

53. Why did the plum go to therapy? It had a lot of layers to peel back.

54. Why did the plum go to the party? To get juiced up!

55. I’m a plum-aholic, can’t get enough of them.

56. He’s not the sharpest plum in the basket.

57. I’m branching out into new territory.

58. What did the plum say to its twin? We make a perfect pear!

59. The plum won the lottery and said, “I feel like a million plucks.”

Plum tree jokes

Get ready to branch out with my collection of plum tree jokes!

Whether you’re a nature lover or just love a good laugh, these jokes will have you smiling like a sunny day in an orchard. They’re perfect for sharing on a nature walk or whenever you need a bit of greenery in your humor.

60. If you need someone to care for your plum tree, just give me a prune call.

61. Why did the plum tree get arrested? For leafing the scene of the crime!

62. His plumb line was perfectly straight, just like a plum tree.

63. Why did the plum tree become famous? It had the juiciest gossip!

64. How do plum trees get on the internet? They log in.

65. What did the orange tree wish to the plum tree for its birthday? To have a fruitful year!

66. Why was the plum tree always calm? It was deeply rooted in relaxation.

67. What’s a plum tree’s favorite subject in school? Geome-tree!

68. Why did the plum tree break up with the lemon tree? They had too many differences!

69. What did the plum tree say to the sapling? Grow with the flow!

70. How do plum trees get strong? They do lots of root-ines.

Punny plum captions for Instagram

Elevate your social media game with these picture-perfect plum puns!

Crafted to complement your finest plum-related food photos, these captions will have your followers drooling and double-tapping in no time.

71. I had a plum-believable time at the fruit festival!

72. I’m feeling really jammy today.

73. Life is sweet, just like a plum.

74. When life gives you lemons, trade them for plums!

75. Ripe and ready for the day.

76. This plum-tastic party is gonna be the talk of the town.

77. That’s such a sweet deal!

78. Let’s get to the core of the matter.

79. I kinda found myself in a plum jam while making breakfast.

80. That plum-tastic aroma is making my mouth water.

81. A plum a day keeps the stress away.

82. Don’t count your plums before they’re picked.

83. That was a fruitful discussion.

Cute and romantic plum puns

Feeling amorous? These tender plum puns are ripe for romance.

They are perfect for adding a touch of fruity charm to your love notes or flirty messages. Share them with your special someone and watch their heart blossom like a plum tree in spring!

84. You’re the plum to my pudding.

85. You’re the sweetest plum in the orchard.

86. You’re the seed of my affection.

87. I’m plum crazy about you!

88. You are plum-believably great!

89. I’m so plum lucky to have you in my life.

90. You’re very a-peel-ing.

91. You’re sweeter than a sugar plum.

More hilarious plum puns

Can’t get enough of plum puns? I’ve got you covered!

Here is my last batch of funny plum jokes, ripe for the picking and sharing with friends!

92. You’re looking rather plum-p lately.

93. I’m in a bit of a jam.

94. My friend’s got a real plum job – it’s ripe with opportunity.

95. Did you hear about the plum who became a detective? He always got to the bottom of things.

96. You simply must try this plum-azing jam, it’s the best I’ve ever tasted!

97. I’m feeling a bit fruity.

98. She’s got a plum spot in the orchestra.

99. Did you see the size of that plum? It’s plum-believable!

100. Some find this fruit dumb, but I think it’s just plum.

101. He’s a real plum – both sweet and prosperous.

102. This scholarship is a plum opportunity for the students.

103. He’s really let himself grow round like a plum lately.

104. Sorry, I plumb forgot about our fruit-picking plans.

Wrapping up

Well, plum pals, it’s time for me to leaf this orchard of puns behind.

I hope these jokes weren’t too seedy, but instead left you feeling plum happy and full of laughter! Feel free to bookmark this page for later or share with your healthy eating buddies!

Now, I turn the table to you:

Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.