120+ Pie Puns For When You’re Feeling Crumby
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Some people bring deep thoughts to the table – I bring pie and puns.
Deep thoughts are overrated anyway and I’d rather focus on the joys of life. Like pie. It comes in every flavor imaginable, somehow works as both dinner and dessert, and now, it’s getting its own lineup of puns!
Pie is the ultimate comfort food – whether it’s a cozy apple pie, a Thanksgiving-inspired pumpkin pie, or a decadent pecan one with chocolate chips.
Believe it or not, I’ve got a few jokes for all of the above and more – hope you love my humorous pie puns collection!
Short one-liner pie puns
No time for niceties, we’re diving straight into a deluge of rapid-fire, lightning-fast pie puns. These punchy one-liners will have you flaking out with laughter quicker than a buttery crust.
1. I ate too much pie, now I need to crust in bed.
2. The key lime pie always has a zest for life.
3. I tried to make a pie, but it was a crumbling experience.
4. A pie a day keeps the grumpy away.
5. This pie is so good, it’s got me filling groovy.
6. Want some pie? Don’t mind if pie do!
7. I’m in a committed relation-chip with this dessert.
8. Pie baking can be a real roller-crust-er.
9. I’m in a serious relationship with pie, it’s a committed filling.
10. She had a great pie-dea for dessert.
11. Did I tell you about that time when my strawberry pie got into a jam?
Question-answer pie puns
Lace up your thinking crust because these brain-tingling pie pun questions will have your noggin doing somersaults trying to land the perfect punny response in between howls of laughter.
12. Why don’t pies make good detectives?
They always crumble under pressure.
13. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
14. What do you call a pie that can fly?
A pie-lot.
15. How do you solve a math problem with pie?
Use pi-thagorean theorem.
16. What’s a pie’s favorite movie?
Life of Pie.
17. Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It wasn’t feeling well-rounded.
18. Why did the pie go to school?
To become a little biterate.
19. Why did nobody trust the pie?
It was a bit flaky.
20. What did the pie say to the fork?
“You want a piece of me?”
21. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
22. Why was the pie chef fired?
He was too much of a whisk taker.
Special pie puns by flavor
Apple, pumpkin, mince, pecan – in this special collection, let’s celebrate the most iconic pie varieties with deliciously specific themed puns for each distinct flavor profile!
Apple pie puns
23. This apple pie is the fruit of my labor.
24. Apple-solutely delicious!
25. Eat pie if you want to live appley ever after.
26. The apple pie and the peach pie had a fruit-ful conversation.
27. I’m feeling a-peel-ing today.
28. An apple pie a day keeps the frown away.
Like apples? I’ve got a dedicated collection of 200 apple puns right here!
Pumpkin pie puns
29. Pumpkin pie always makes me feel gourd.
30. Orange you glad it’s pumpkin pie season?
31. Let’s squash our differences over pie.
32. Let’s get pumped for pie season.
33. This pumpkin pie is gourd-geous.
34. Life is sweet with a little pumpkin treat.
35. Oh my gourdness, this pumpkin pie is delicious!
36. You’re really squashing it today!
37. Life is gourd with pumpkin pie.
Mince pie puns
38. This mince pie is raisin’ the bar.
39. Spice up your life with a mince pie.
40. You’ve got me all mixed up.
41. Let’s meat in the middle.
42. Merry mincemas!
43. You’re the spice of my life.
44. This pie is a real treat-ment!
Pecan pie puns
45. Pecan you believe how good this pie is?
46. The pecan pie won the race, it was nuts!
47. This pie is nut-thing short of amazing.
48. Don’t go breaking my tart.
49. You’re the pecan to my pie, the peanut butter to my jelly.
50. I love you more than pecan pie, and that’s saying something.
51. Pecan I have another slice?
52. This pecan pie is simply nuts!
Thanksgiving pie puns
What better way to ingratiate yourself with the family than unleashing a torrent of festively punny turkey day zingers related to everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving treats – pies!
53. Giving thanks, one pie at a time.
54. This pie is worth gobbling about!
55. Pie is the reason for the season.
56. This pie has got me feeling berry blessed.
57. I’m feeling berry thankful for you.
58. I yam what I yam, and I yam thankful for pie.
59. Life is what you bake it.
60. Pie think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
61. Let’s pie it forward this Thanksgiving.
62. Pie’m thankful for you.
Pie puns for teachers
This straight-A assortment of academic pie puns is sure to delight and engage even the most pun-resistant students and faculty with a perfectly-portioned blend of learning and laughter.
63. A mathematician’s favorite dessert is pie-thagorean.
64. I’m not a fan of math, but I love pie charts.
65. You bake the world a better place.
66. Let’s get to the filling of the matter.
67. You make learning a piece of pie.
68. Thanks for the slice of knowledge.
69. I’m feeling pretty crusty today.
Clever pie puns for pi day
March 14th is the big day, so get ready to celebrate that deliciously infinite number with a batch of devilishly clever pie/pi puns that’ll have the mathematicians and bakers alike grinning from crust to crust.
70. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
71. I have so much love for pie, it’s irrational.
72. Pi r squared, pie r round.
73. Don’t be irrational, eat some pi!
74. You’re as sweet as 3.14159…
75. Have an infinite amount of pie on Pi Day!
76. What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pie in the sky!
77. Pie want to wish you a happy pi day!
78. Let’s get irrational!
79. Math is sweet with pie.
80. What’s a pie’s favorite math subject? Pi-ometry.
81. This day is infinitely sweet!
82. This pie is irrationally good.
Punny pie captions for Instagram
Need a piping-hot pun caption for that envy-inducing pie pic? We’ve got you covered with maximum engagement pie one-liners fresher than grandma’s secret recipe.
83. Pie oh my, look at that dessert!
84. Feeling crusty but looking sweet.
85. I love making pies, it’s a piece of cake.
86. When it comes to pies, I’m a real dough-minator.
87. Eating my way through the pie chart.
88. I can recommend my pie baker to you, she is really crustworthy.
89. Life is short, eat the pie first!
90. My friend made a pie so good, it was un-bake-lievable.
91. Happiness is homemade pie.
92. These pies are absolutely a-dough-rable!
93. Pie without whipped cream is berry disappointing.
Cute and romantic pie puns
Who outlined the rules that pies can’t bring the romance? This batch combines sultry baked good innuendo with gooey, carby adoration that’s sure to make you and your sweetie drool.
94. I only have pies for you.
95. Pie love you berry much.
96. You want a pie-ce of me?
97. Pie don’t know what I’d do without you.
98. I’m pie-ning for your love.
99. I’m so grape-ful for you.
100. I think you’re berry special.
101. You’re the sweetest slice of my life.
102. You occu-pie my thoughts.
103. You’re as sweet as pie, honey.
104. We make a great pear.
105. I can’t keep my pies off you.
106. You’re really taking a slice out of my heart.
107. I love you cherry much.
108. You’re the apple of my pie.
109. You’re the raisin I smile.
110. You complete my pie.
111. You’re the spice to my pumpkin pie.
112. Let’s never dessert each other.
113. I hope we have apple-y ever after.
For more cute love puns, check out my full puns collection for Valentine’s day!
More hilarious pie puns
Just when you thought we’d run out of fresh pie puns, we’re cracking open the bakery humor vault and raining down an entire new piping-hot delivery of grade-A zingers. Hope you are prepared for even more pie punnery!
114. The pie was feeling flaky, so it went to see a crustacean.
115. Crust me, this pie is amazing.
116. This pie is off the charts!
117. This dessert is really taking a big pizza my heart.
118. I’m feeling berry good about this dessert.
119. You’re really baking a difference.
120. I’m feeling pretty crumb-y without my daily slice.
121. The lemon pie was quite sour about the whole situation.
122. This pie is the crumb-ination of all my dreams.
123. You’re gourd-geous!
124. Life is batter with pie.
Wrapping up
Alright, after devouring that absolutely scrumptious smorgasbord of pie puns, I’ll bet more than a few of you bakers’ dozens are feeling plum tuckered out!
Gorging on that cavalcade of doughy hilarity has likely left your giggle guts stuffer than grandma’s Thanksgiving special.
While you are resting and digesting, I’ll keep that oven of pun-fection preheated and continue baking up even more hilarious jokes. Stay baked!
Now, I turn the table to you:
Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.
