100+ Tropical Mango Puns To Spice Up Your Summer

Psst, wanna hear something juicy? I’ve got a collection of mango-themed jokes that might produce unexpected giggles and maybe even a chuckle or two.

From quick mango jokes that’ll hit you like a burst of sunshine to more sophisticated puns that are as intricate as a mango’s flavor profile, there’s something for everyone.

Each joke is a little taste of the tropics, covering everything from the fruit’s vibrant color to its unique texture. Whether you need a punny Instagram caption or a birthday joke for your kid, I’ve got it all. Enjoy!

Short one-liner mango puns

Mangos are a fruity bunch, always ready to drop a quick one-liner to grab your attention. These mango puns are sure to have you saying “that’s a-maize-ing!”

Prepare to be wowed, dazzled, and frankly mango-vated to chuckle at these gems!

1. I’ve got a mango-ver.

2. Let’s mango and have some fun!

3. I’m so obsessed with mangoes, you could say I’m mangoing crazy.

4. Life’s peachy when you’ve got mangoes!

5. Don’t go where the mango, go where you want to.

6. Living life on the wedge.

7. To eat, or not to eat, that is the juicy question.

8. The mango tried to write a novel, but it ended up being just a pulp fiction.

9. Let’s mango out sometime.

10. Channeling my inner tropics.

11. Mangoes usually have a-peel-ing personalities.

12. May the forks be with you.

13. The mango’s career as a stand-up comedian was a pit-iful failure.

Question-answer mango puns

Mangos love a good back-and-forth. They’re the comedy duo of the fruit world, always ready with the perfect punchline.

Here are some seriously punny mango Q&As to put your wit to a test!

14. Why don’t mangoes ever get facials? They’re afraid of getting peeled!

15. What do you get when you cross a fish with a mango? A mango ray.

16. Why did the mango go out with a prune? It couldn’t find a date.

17. Why did the mango go to therapy? It had too many issues to digest.

18. What do mangoes say to each other when they’re in love? You’re my main squeeze.

19. What do you call a mango who loves to sing? A mango star.

20. Why don’t mangoes ever get married? They cantaloupe!

21. What did the mama mango say to the baby mango? It’s time to leaf!

22. What do you get when you cross a mango with a cat? A sourpuss.

23. Why did the mango go to the gym? To improve its core strength.

24. Why did the mango break up with the banana? It wasn’t very a-peel-ing.

25. Why did the mango break up with the avocado? It wasn’t ripe for commitment.

26. Why don’t mangoes fight each other? They’re afraid of getting bruised.

27. What do you call an expensive mango? A man-gold.

28. What do you call a mango who loves to tell jokes? A mango-median!

29. What’s a mango’s favorite dance? Tango!

Mango jokes for kids

Mangos know the key to any kid’s heart is a steady stream of groan-worthy puns. These jokes are sure to have the little ones rolling their eyes and saying “I can’t believe I’m related to you.”

But let’s be honest, the parents will be laughing just as hard.

30. Why did the mango go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling peachy.

31. What did the mango say to the orange? You’re a-peel-ing!

32. Why was the mango late for work? It got stuck in a jam!

33. What do you call a mango that’s always in a hurry? Fast food!

34. What’s a mango’s favorite game? Hide and peach.

35. What’s a mango’s favorite subject in school? Fruitgonometry.

36. How does a mango answer the phone? “Yellow!”

37. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mango. Mango who? Mango play with me now!

38. Why did the mango fail an exam? It couldn’t concentrate.

39. Why did the mango go to the beach? To see her friend tan-gerine!

40. Why did the mango blush? It saw the fruit salad dressing.

41. Mangoes are berry good friends.

42. Why did the mango go to school? To get a higher degree of ripeness!

Mango drinks puns

When it comes to punny mango-based beverages, these fruits are the life of the party.

Whether it’s a cheeky mango margarita or a refreshing mango smoothie, a tropical mango juice, or an intriguing mango punch, these puns will have you craving something mango-ey to drink in no time!

43. Feeling juicy like a fresh mango.

44. Sip happens, especially with a mango margarita.

45. What do mangoes do on their day off? They juice-t chili.

46. Keep calm and mango daiquiri on.

47. Don’t worry, be juicy!

48. This drink is unbe-leaf-able!

49. I could mango for another glass of mango lassi.

50. Cheers to mango nights and crazy friends!

51. This mango smoothie is so good, it’s mango-nificent.

52. Let’s raise a glass to mango-licious moments!

53. Mango tango cocktail: It takes two to drink this.

54. This mango juice is so good, it makes me want to mango wild.

55. A mango smoothie a day keeps the worries away.

56. This mango ice tea is mango-liciously refreshing.

57. Life’s just peachy with a mango bellini!

Punny mango captions for Instagram

Mangos know the secret to social media domination: a steady stream of hilarious, juicy captions.

For this section, I picked some seriously funny mango puns for Instagram that will make your followers stop scrolling and giggle a little!

58. Just another day in mango paradise.

59. Don’t let anyone steal your mango-nificent dreams!

60. I’m mangoing to miss this summer.

61. Sweet dreams are made of these.

62. Just hangin’ with my main squeeze.

63. I’m feeling mangonificent today!

64. Peel the love with every bite.

65. When life gives you lemons, trade them for mangoes.

66. You can’t spell mango without ‘go’ – so let’s get going!

67. Life is short, eat more mangoes!

68. I’m mangoing crazy for this mango sticky rice.

69. Sweet as a mango, cool as a cucumber.

70. Having a mango-rific day!

71. Keep calm and eat a mango.

72. Don’t worry, just mango with the flow.

Cute and romantic mango puns

Mangos may be a bit nutty, but when it comes to matters of the heart, they’re the ultimate romantic. These mango love puns will turn any moment into a fruity romance!

73. I’m mangoing to miss you while I’m away.

74. You’re mangonificient!

75. I mangoing crazy for you!

76. I’m sweet on you like a ripe mango.

77. You’re my main squeeze!

78. I mango ahead and say it: you’re awesome!

79. You look so ap-peeling!

80. Life is mango-nificent with you by my side.

81. You’re the mango to my salsa.

82. I’m mangoing bananas over you.

83. We make a mangonificent pair.

84. You’re one in a mango-lion.

85. I can’t imagine my life without you, my sweet mango.

86. Our love is sweeter than a mango.

87. You are such a tropical delight!

Mango puns for birthday

Birthdays are the perfect time to let your inner pun-lover shine.

These punny mango greetings will make this day even more memorable for the guest of honor!

88. This mango party is really going to be the zest.

89. May your special day be filled with sweet surprises.

90. Have a birthday that’s ripe with joy!

91. May your life ahead be as mango-licious as you are.

92. Here’s to another mangonificent year for you!

93. Happy birthday! Let’s get this party juiced up!

94. Let’s mango crazy for your birthday!

95. You’re ripe for a fantastic birthday celebration!

96. Hope your birthday is full of sweetness and joy, just like a ripe mango.

97. Wishing you a fruitful year ahead!

98. Can you peel the love on your special day?

More hilarious mango puns

If you thought the other mango jokes were funny, just wait until you get a load of these. I’m not done yet!

99. Mango about your day, nothing to see here.

100. A mango a day keeps the worries away.

101. The mango wanted to be a race car driver, but it couldn’t mango fast enough.

102. I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse: a slice of mango.

103. I can’t concentrate, I’m thinking about mangoes.

104. Why don’t mangoes get lost? They always know the zest way.

105. Why was the mango grumpy? It woke up on the wrong side of the tree!

106. The mango tried to join the army, but it was discharged for being too sweet.

Wrapping up

Well, there you have it, my fellow foodie gigglers – a mango-ficent collection of puns, jokes, and all-around fruity goodness.

I hope these mango-licious offerings have left you feeling fruity-fied and ready to take on the world with your newly acquired mango mastery!

Remember, when life gives you mangos, you make… well, mango puns of course! So go ahead and let your mango-themed humor shine for all to enjoy.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to enjoy a nice, refreshing mango-rita. Cheers!

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!