111+ Orange Puns To Squeeze A Little Laughter Into Your Day

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Feeling a little sour? Don’t worry, these orange puns are here to brighten your day and add a little zest to your life!

With jokes so juicy they’ll make your mouth water, and so punny they’ll make you peel with laughter, this collection is sure to be the highlight of your day.

Short one-liner orange puns

Get ready for a juicy blast of rapid-fire orange jokes! These funny orange puns will have you peeling with laughter faster than you can say “citrus.”

1. Let’s make some orangements.

2. Vitamin C you later!

3. I’m in a bit of a squeeze.

4. This idea got a lot of ap-peel.

5. I love how your ideas are always so orange-inal!

6. That’s a rather juicy topic!

7. Don’t worry, I won’t leave you hanging.

8. Orange you the best?

9. I’m very fruit-strated with this.

10. Orange you glad to see me?

11. Don’t worry, I won’t leave you in a jam.

12. He’s got a zest for life!

13. That’s pure pulp-aganda!

14. I’m afraid that plan won’t bear fruit.

15. That’s juice-t what I needed.

Question-answer orange puns

Prepare to squeeze your brain with these tangy orange-focused Q&As!

These pulpy exchanges will leave you scratching your head and grinning from segment to segment.

16. Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice.

orange juice pun for kids

17. Why did the orange feel sick?
It had a vitamin-C deficiency.

orange puns for kids

18. Why was the orange cake so popular?
It was zest what everyone kneaded.

19. What did the orange say to the annoying banana?
Peel off!

orange pun banana

20. How did the orange become rich?
It invested in peel estate.

funny orange pun about investing and being rich

21. Why did the orange cake break up with the lemon cake?
It wasn’t a good match-a!

lemon and orange pun

22. Why did the orange go to the bank?
To get some juice!

23. What did the disciplined orange say to the procrastinator orange?
Juice-t do it!

lazy orange juice pun

24. What’s an orange’s favorite place to relax?
The juicuzzi.

funny orange juice pun

25. Why did the chocolate orange get promoted?
It was a real treat at work!

26. How does an orange answer a tough question?
It gives a zest guess.

27. Why did the orange wear sunscreen?
It didn’t want to peel.

orange pun wearing sunscreen to not peel

28. How does the orange stay fit?
With a Peel-oton.

orange pun staying fit with peloton

29. What do you call an orange that’s always in a hurry?
Fast food.

30. Why did the orange cross the road?
To get to the juice bar!

31. What did the orange say to the apple?
Nothing, oranges can’t talk.

Clean orange puns for kids

These kid-friendly orange jokes are seedless and sweet, perfect for little ones who are just starting to develop a taste for wordplay.

32. What do you call an orange that spends too much time in the sun?
A tangerine.

orange pun tangerine in the sun

33. Orange you excited for the field trip?

34. Why did the orange go to school?
To get brighter!

35. How do you make orange juice?
Just give it a hug!

36. Why did the mandarin orange ace the test?
It was naturally bright.

37. How do oranges greet each other?
They say, “Orange you glad to see me?”

38. Why did the orange smile?
Because the sun kissed it!

39. What do you call an orange that’s always complaining?
A whine-darin.

40. How do oranges ask for things?
They say “pretty peels!”

41. Why do oranges have big weddings?
They cantaloupe.

42. What’s an orange’s favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.

43. What do you call a small citrus fruit that’s good at languages?
A mandarin orange.

44. What did the orange say to the grapefruit?
You’re my zest friend!

45. Why do we drink orange juice in the morning?
Because it’s the zest way to start the day.

46. Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It was not peeling well.

Orange puns for a birthday

Make someone’s birthday extra special with these zesty birthday quips. They’re sure to add some vitamin C(elebration) to the party!

47. Orange you glad it’s your birthday?

48. Such a great day, I can peel the excitement in the air!

49. I’m in a zest-ive mood.

50. Here’s to another fruitful year!

51. Peel the birthday joy!

52. Orange you glad you were born? Happy birthday!

53. Happy birthday! You’re the zest of the best!

54. May your life ahead be as sweet and juicy as an orange!

55. This party is so much fun, we’re really squeezing the day.

56. Wishing you a day filled with sunshine and vitamin C!

57. I’m so happy to have you in my life, I could just squeeze you!

58. Wishing you a peel-ightful year ahead!

59. I zest want to have fun!

60. Sending you a whole bunch of birthday wishes!

61. I have a good peeling about this party!

Orange juice puns

Freshly squeezed humor that’s pulp fiction at its finest. These jokes flow as smoothly as a glass of OJ in the morning!

62. When life gives you oranges, make orange juice.

63. Orange you going to drink that?

64. You’re looking concentrated today!

65. I find this juice-tice to be quite appealing.

66. This orange is so juicy, it’s the zest thing ever!

67. Feeling juicy today!

68. This conversation is getting juicy!

69. This is juice-t what I needed today.

70. Don’t let anyone dilute your dreams!

71. I got myself in a bit of a juicy situation.

72. Just squeeze it!

73. Don’t worry, I won’t squeeze you for information.

Punny orange captions for Instagram

Peel the love on social media with these Instagram-ready orange captions. Your followers will be green with envy at your wit!

74. Life is a series of oranges. Squeeze the day!

75. I peel like a million bucks.

76. I can’t resist this orange pie, it’s too a-peel-ing!

77. Orange juice: The only thing I can’t squeeze out of this day.

78. Orange you loving this view?

79. I’m so full of energy, I could just burst!

80. Just hanging with my main squeeze!

81. Don’t be bitter (like a lemon), be sweet (like an orange).

82. Feeling zesty and blessed!

83. I’m not sure if I should start this diet, it sounds kind of fruit-less.

84. Peel the burn!

85. I just love getting my daily dose of vitamin C.

86. Life’s just a bowl of oranges.

87. Orange you glad you followed me?

Cute and romantic orange puns

Who knew oranges could be so sweet?

These romantic phrases and punny orange compliments will add some zest to your love life and are perfect for your main squeeze, on Valentines day or any other day.

88. Orange you sweet?

89. You’re simply un-peel-ievable.

orange love pun

90. Citrus-sly, you’re amazing.

orange pun romantic you are amazing

91. You’re the zest thing that ever happened to me.

orange love pun for valentines

92. You’re the zest!

93. You look very ap-peel-ing today.

cute orange pun compliment

94. I love you a whole bunch.

95. You’re the zest part of my day!

96. You’re looking rather fruitful today.

97. I zest can’t get enough of you.

98. Orange you the cutest?

99. You’re my main squeeze.

funny cute orange pun valentines card

100. You’re such a sweet-heart!

101. You make my heart peel.

More hilarious orange puns

Just when you thought we’d run out of juice, here’s another batch of hilarious orange puns. This batch of orange jokes for adults is so good, it’ll leave you feeling positively sun-kissed with laughter!

102. Don’t peel bad, it’s all good.

103. Zest friends forever!

104. I’m feeling a bit squeezed today.

105. That’s a fruit-tastic idea!

106. Feeling a little zestless today.

107. I’m not trying to squeeze an answer out of you.

108. I love oranges, they’re always so a-peel-ing.

109. Orange you coming over?

110. You’re my zest friend.

111. That’s a juicy bit of information!

112. That’s a peel-good story.

113. Let’s not get too tangy about this.

114. I’m not peeling well today.

115. That’s the zest news ever!

Wrapping up

Well, orange you glad you stuck around for all these puns?

I hope this collection of citrusy humor didn’t leave you feeling too peeled, but instead left you feeling all juiced up and ready to tackle the day!

Make sure to bookmark this page to keep orange puns handy for any occasion!

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!

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