77 Grape Puns to Help You Un-wine-d

Are you ready to have a grape time? 🍇 Get ready to uncork the silliest, most grape-tastic puns you’ve ever heard!

These jokes are so vine, they’ll have you giggling like a bunch of grapes on a trampoline.

Whether you prefer your puns red, white, or sparkling with wit, this collection is sure to leave you feeling grape-ful for a good laugh.

So grab a glass and let’s dive into this vineyard of hilarity!

One-liner grape puns

Grapes are the perfect snack for a good laugh – and these one-liners are just as sweet! Get ready for a juicy burst of grape-themed humor.

1. The grape threw a party, but it was a total whine-fest.

2. Grape minds think alike.

3. Partner in wine.

4. I make pour decisions.

5. The grape couple was so happy, they were raisin’ a toast.

6. A grape a day keeps the bad mood away.

7. You did a grape job making this salad.

8. The grape went to school to become a raisin-able adult.

9. I just need to relax and re-wine.

10. The grape was tired of being picked on.

11. Good wine comes to those who wait.

12. The grape was arrested for stealing wine… It was a grape escape!

13. These grapes are berry good.

14. Wine is the grape-est medicine.

15. The grape was having an existential crisis. It couldn’t decide if it wanted to be wine or a raisin.

16. I’m not usually one to wine, but this lack of grapes is un-raisin-able!

Question-answer grape puns

Think you know your grapes? Let’s see if you can solve these vine-tastic riddles and puns.

They’re a delightful way to test your knowledge and bring some giggles out!

17. Why did the grape get a bad grade in school?
It couldn’t concentrate.

18. Why did the grape go to therapy?
It had too much on its vine!

19. Why did the grape quit his job?
It was too much pressure.

20. What do you call a grape with a sunburn?
A raisin.

21. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch?
Because it didn’t want to be in a jam.

22. Why was the grape always late?
Because it couldn’t find its raisin to get up.

23. Why did the grape go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.

24. What’s a grape’s favorite TV show?
The Grape Gatsby.

25. Why did the grape fail the driving test?
It kept wine-ing about the traffic.

26. Why did the grape start a blog?
It wanted to share its juicy stories!

27. Why did the grape get kicked out of the movie theater?
It wouldn’t stop wine-ing!

28. What do you call a grape with a bad attitude?
A sour grape!

29. What did the grape say to the apple?
Stop being so fruitless.

30. Why don’t grapes ever get bored?
They always have something to wine about!

31. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!

32. What did one grape say to the other at the party?
Let’s get crushed!

33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Cliche grape puns

Tired old phrases get a sweet and juicy makeover with these grape puns! These familiar sayings with a grape-themed twist are as refreshing as a glass of wine.

34. Don’t wine over spilled grape juice.

35. The early bird gets the grape.

36. Where there’s a wine there’s a way.

37. You’ve got to be grapeful for what you have.

38. Don’t put all your grapes in one bottle.

39. Everything happens for a raisin.

40. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy wine.

41. When life gives you grapes, make wine.

42. Wine heals all wounds… temporarily.

43. Grape news travels fast.

44. It’s always darkest before the grape harvest.

45. Life’s a bunch of grapes, sometimes sweet, sometimes sour.

46. Beauty is in the eye of the wine holder.

Punny grape captions for Instagram

Whether you’re sharing a photo of your latest wine haul or a delicious grape snack, these captions are the perfect way to add some grape-flavored humor to your feed.

47. Wine a little, laugh a lot.

48. It’s always wine o’clock somewhere.

49. Home is where the wine cellar is.

50. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

51. Time to uncork and unwind.

52. It’s the grape escape!

53. My therapist told me to take a vacation. I told her ‘wine not?’

54. Lettuce romaine calm and eat some grapes.

55. Feeling grape-ful for this delicious snack.

56. Having a grape time over here.

Cute and romantic grape puns

Looking for a sweet and silly way to express your love?

These puns are the perfect blend of romance and grape-themed humor, sure to leave your special someone feeling grape-ful!

57. You’re one in a melon… and I’m one in a grape.

58. You’re so grape, I could just squeeze you!

59. I’m so glad you grape-d my attention!

60. You make my grapes squeeze with delight.

61. I’m raisin my hopes that you’ll go out with me.

62. I’m not sure what’s more intoxicating, your smile or this glass of wine.

63. My love for you is like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.

64. I’d like to take you out sometime. We could have a grape time!

65. I’m not much of a picker but I think you’re a real keeper.

66. I’m grape-ful for every moment I spend with you.

More hilarious grape puns

We’re not done yet! Get ready to laugh until your sides ache with this grape-tastic assortment of puns!

We’ve squeezed out every last drop of humor to bring you the ultimate grape pun experience.

67. You can’t have your grapes and drink them too.

68. I’m feeling grape today.

69. The best wines in life aren’t free, but they’re worth every penny.

70. All good wine bottles must come to an end.

71. Grape expectations lead to wine rewards.

72. Life is all about balance… a glass of wine in each hand.

73. I’m raisin’ the stakes with this one.

74. Don’t be a sour grape. Pour yourself some wine.

75. You’re in grape shape.

76. I heard it through the grapevine that you’re kind of a big dill.

77. Please don’t wine, it’s just a grape pun.

Wrapping up

Alright, it’s time for me to leaf you to your own vine devices after all these grape puns!

I hope you’ve enjoyed this bunch and feel vine-spired to share them with your friends. Now go forth and spread the grape joy! 🍇

Now, we turn the table to you:

What’s your favorite pun? Or perhaps you’ve cooked up some clever quips of your own not yet featured here? I invite you to share your tastiest puns in the comments below. Let’s keep the feast of laughter going!