140 Soup Puns That Are Souperior To All Others

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Are you ready for a souperb time? Grab a spoon and get ready to slurp up some of the funniest, most delicious soup puns you’ve ever tasted!
These jokes are simmering with wit, bursting with flavor, and promise to leave you feeling souper satisfied.
Short one-liner soup puns
Soup’s on! And so is the laughter with these quick and hearty soup one-liners that are sure to warm your soul.
1. Soup-rise! I made dinner.

2. I’m in hot water with this soup obsession.
3. Soup-erman: The hero we all knead.

4. Udon even know how much I love soup.
5. This bisque is so good, it’s living la vida lobster.
6. Soup-erb cooking skills on display.
7. Sorry, we’re out of stock.
Are you pho real?

8. Clam down, there’s plenty of chowder for everyone.
9. This soup is so good, it’s un-pho-gettable.
10. Soup or salad? The answer is clear broth.
11. I’ve bean thinking about soup all day.
12. I’m souper excited about dinner!
13. I won-ton know how someone can live without this soup.
14. That soup kitchen is always stirring up trouble.
15. This minestrone is a soup-er star!
16. This soup is so good, it’s thymeless.
17. Lettuce all agree, this salad is not as good as this soup.
18. Pho real, this is delicious.
19. Bouillon-aire: Someone who’s rich in soup stock.
Question-answer soup puns
Think you know your soups? Let’s see if you can spoon-feed us the answers to these delightful riddles. They’re guaranteed to make you think – and giggle!
20. What’s the ultimate cooking competition called?
Souper Bowl!

21. How do you communicate with fish soup?
Drop it a line.
22. What tomato and potato soup are to each other?
Broth-ers!

23. How do you make a soup smile?
Pepper it with compliments!

24. Why was the soup sent to detention?
It was miso-behaving!

25. Why was the soup always calm?
It knew how to simmer down.
26. What did the soup say before being eaten?
Hey, let’s taco ’bout it!

27. How does soup propose?
With a diamond ring-o-noodle!
28. What is it called when your cooking skills are out of this world?
Souper-natural.

Today’s special soup puns
Hold on to your ladles! We’re serving up a special selection of puns featuring our menu specials: a classic chicken noodle, a miso hungry for laughter, and an alphabet soup that’ll have you spelling out jokes all day long!
Chicken soup puns
29. When life gives you lemons, put them in your chicken soup.
30. This chicken soup is souperior to all others.
31. A soup that truly eggs-cels.
32. I want to make chicken soup but I don’t know how… I guess I’ll just wing it.
33. I’m having a souper time with this chicken soup.
34. This soup will make you feel egg-static!
35. Don’t be chicken, try my soup!
36. This soup is egg-cellent for the soul!
37. My love for chicken soup is no yolk.
Miso soup puns
38. Having miso soup always makes miso happy!
39. Miso hungry, I could eat a whole pot of soup.
40. Miso soup: It’s ferment to be!
41. Are you pho real, this miso soup is incredible!
42. I don’t want tofu-rget this delicious miso soup.
43. Miso happy to see you with a bowl of soup.
Tomato soup puns
44. Tomato soup is simply souperb.
45. I love tomato soup, it’s very a-peeling.
46. I red your mind, you want tomato soup.
47. This tomato soup is to-ma-to-tally awesome.
48. Soup of the day: whisky! Just kidding, it’s tomato.
49. I’m having a souper time with this tomato soup.
Chili soup puns
50. This chili is chili-ghtful.
51. Chili out with a bowl of this soup!
52. The soup was so spicy it left me chili.
53. Things are getting chili in here!
54. Keep calm and chili on with this soup.
55. I’m a big fan of chili. It’s my bean there, done that.
56. This chili has a nice kick to it. It’s really jalapeno business.
57. It is nacho average soup, it’s extra spicy.
58. This chili soup is meating all my expectations!
59. Spice up your life with chili soup!
60. Having this chili is a real broth of fresh air.
Potato soup puns
61. I yam so glad I tried this potato soup.
62. This potato soup is mashing all records!
63. I only have eyes for potato soup.
64. The a-peel of potato soup is undeniable.
65. I’m mashing it up with potato soup.
66. This potato soup is pota-to-die for.
67. Spud-tacular soup for any day.
68. My mom’s potato soup is un-peel-ievably good.
69. I’m rooting for this potato soup!
French onion soup puns
70. French onion soup always makes me cry tears of joy.
71. This soup is giving me a new leek on life.
72. Soup-erb taste with a French twist.
73. My heart melts for you, like the cheese on this French onion soup.
74. This soup is oni-on another level!
75. French onion soup is to shallot to handle!
76. I’m in a soup-erior state of mind with this French onion.
77. This soup is a real tear-jerker!
Psst… I have a ton more onion puns here!
Alphabet soup puns
78. My alphabet soup could spell better than I could.
79. Alphabet soup: It’s souper literal!
80. Soup that speaks volumes.
81. You’ve heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for… Times New Ramen!
82. Alphabet soup: the write choice.
83. Soups are the alphabet of comfort food.
84. I spell-dom have a soup this good!
85. Souperb letters in every spoonful.
86. I’m letter-ly obsessed with this soup!
87. Soup that’s worth a thousand words.
88. Alphabet soup: The perfect way to learn your ABCs… and eat them too!
89. This soup is making quite the statement!
Soup party puns that’ll make everyone chuckle
Hosting a soup party? Ladle out some laughter with these puns that are sure to get your guests in a broth-tastic mood. Whether they’re sipping gazpacho or chowder, they’ll be slurping up the fun!
90. Gazpacho? More like gaz-party-o!
91. Soup’s on, let’s get pho-king serious.

92. Welcome to the broth-el of soup delights!
93. Let’s get this party started! It’s about thyme.
94. I once fell in love with a soup. It was quite broth-taking.
95. Soups are my broth of fresh air.
96. This party is really heating up!
97. Welcome to the soup-er bowl party!
98. Let’s raise our spoons to good times!
99. I’m not trying to butter you up, but this soup is the best I’ve ever had.
100. This party is souper fun.
101. Don’t worry, be hoppy. Have some carrot soup.
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102. I’m having a souper time!
103. Just a sip, sip, hooray kind of day!
104. I’m feeling miso happy with this delicious bowl.
105. It’s important to always have a good soup-ort system.
106. I’m feeling a little under the weather… I need some chicken noodle stat!
107. What’s the soup du jour? Whatever’s stirring up trouble.
108. This soup is wonton my mind.
109. Lentil you try this, you won’t know what you’re missing.
110. Souper-model in the making.
111. I’m not lion when I say this is the best soup ever.
112. Bowl goals.
113. Soup without bread is like a hug without a squeeze.
114. Souper-charged and ready to go!
115. This soup is nacho average dish.
116. I carrot get enough of vegetable soup.
117. The soup in that place was so good, it was un-beet-able.
Cute and romantic soup puns
Want to warm your loved one’s heart? These soup puns are the perfect blend of sweet and savory, guaranteed to make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
118. Ramen-tic dinner for two.

119. You make miso happy.

120. You’re my souper-hero!
121. I love you from my head tomatoes.
122. You’re the butternut squash to my pumpkin.
123. We’re mint to be, like this pea and mint soup.
124. You’re the one pho me!

125. You’re the cream in my soup.
126. Olive you from my head to my toes.
127. We’re mint to bean together.

128. Lettuce be together forever.
129. You’re soup-er cute.

130. My love for you is like this soup – it warms my soul.
More hilarious soup puns
The fun doesn’t stop there! Brace yourself for a second helping of soup-erb puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you wanting more.
131. I’m pho real about loving Vietnamese soup.
132. Goulash is soup-erior to any other.
133. Opening a seafood soup restaurant is a bisque-y business!
134. I’m brothless without you, my dear soup.
135. I could have this soup every thyme!
136. I’m so over beet soup, it’s not my jam.
137. Tortilla soup always wraps me up.
138. I’m so full, I can barley move.
139. This soup is so good, it’s got me feeling like a new parsnip.
140. I’m souperstitious about adding too much salt.
Wrapping up
Well, dear fellow foodies, it seems we’ve reached the bottom of the bowl!
I hope these soup puns have warmed your funny bone and left you feeling all broth-ered up with laughter.
Now go ahead and share these puns with your friends and family, but don’t get too souped up, or they might tell you to simmer down!
Now, I turn the table to you:
Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.