140 A-Peeling Banana Puns To Share With Your Bunch
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Some fruits are just… fruits. But bananas? Bananas have personality. They’ve got the color, the curve, and – most importantly – the best pun potential of any snack out there.
Like, you can’t not make jokes about them. It’s basically a rule.
So obviously, they deserve their own pun collection.
If you’re here for some a-peeling wordplay (or just wanna annoy your friends with relentless banana jokes), you’re in the right place.
My lineup of banana puns is ripe, ridiculous, and fully prepared to make you laugh (or at least dramatically sigh at the screen).
Either way, you’re in for a treat!
Short one-liner banana puns
Life’s tough sometimes, but you know what they say – you need to grow a thicker peel!
These funny banana puns will make you slip right into a better mood!
1. I tried to tell a banana joke but I slipped up.
2. Banana pudding my best foot forward.
3. Let’s make them an a-peel-ing offer they’ll go bananas for.
4. Guys, I gotta split…
5. Thanks a bunch!
6. I’m not crazy – I’m just bananas.
7. My life has been feeling a little mushy lately…
8. I may be a little bruised, but I’m still sweet.
9. Don’t potassium me off!
10. I need to a-peel that ruling!
11. That’s plantain crazy!
12. Peel the fear and go for it!
13. That story was un-peel-ievable.
14. No need to plantain the obvious.
15. When life gives you lemons, trade them for bananas!
16. Banana vibes only – no bad apples allowed.
17. Stay consistent, don’t slip up!
18. Going ape over this!
19. I just have so many peelings…
20. The best things in life come in bunches.
21. Don’t be a rotten banana – be sweet!
Question-answer banana puns
You might think banana jokes are predictable, but these will catch you by surprise! The key to a good Q&A pun is setting up expectations, then smashing them like a banana in a smoothie.
Here are my favorite silly banana jokes:
22. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
23. Why did the banana go to therapy?
It had serious split personality issues.
24. What is every banana’s dream destination?
New Peel-land.
25. How come bananas ever argue?
They just let things slide.
26. What’s the banana’s favorite stretching exercise?
The splits!
27. Why did the banana break up with the grape?
It needed more space in the fruit bowl!
28. How do bananas pay for things?
With bunches of cash.
29. What kind of movies bananas like?
Mushy rom-coms.
30. Why was the banana in a cast?
It slipped…
31. Why did the banana win the race against the orange?
Because the orange ran out of juice!
32. Why did the banana go to a therapist?
It wanted to peel better.
33. Why did the banana bring sunscreen?
It didn’t want to get fried.
34. What did the banana say to the lime when they met?
“You’re looking a little sour, need a hug?”
35. How do you know a banana is lying?
It starts getting mushy.
Cute banana love puns
Dating can be slippery business, just like trying to walk on banana peels.
These adorable fruit-themed flirtations will help you express your a-peel to that special someone in your life.
Romantic banana puns like these work equally well for a Valentine’s day and for a regular day night!
36. I’m bananas about you!
37. We make a great bunch together.
38. Spoon me like banana pudding.
39. You make me go bananas in the best way.
40. Life with you is always a-peel-ing.
41. I’m head over peels for you!
42. I’d never split from you!
43. I must be a banana because I’m peeling for you.
44. You drive me bananas… but in a good way.
45. You’re the peanut butter to my banana.
46. We should stick together – like bananas in a bunch!
47. We’re ripe for each other.
48. You’re sweeter than the ripest banana.
49. You’re bananas if you don’t think I’m totally bananas for you.
50. Peel my heart, it beats for you.
51. Let’s never split, okay?
52. I love you more than monkeys love bananas.
53. Our love is un-peel-ievable.
Dirty banana jokes for adults
After dark, bananas take on a whole new meaning. Their innocent curved shape suddenly becomes the subject of many banana food puns that will make your special person blush.
Adult humor doesn’t always have to be crude, but sometimes innuendo is just too ripe for the picking. Here are some dirty banana jokes for your juicy nights:
54. I like my bananas how I like my dates… ripe and ready.
55. Peel me slowly, baby.
56. I’d love to slip my banana into your smoothie, if you know what I mean.
57. You look so a-peeling tonight.
58. I told my banana to behave, but it just kept slipping into naughty territory.
59. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
60. Are you a banana? Because I’d love to peel you open and see what’s inside.
61. You’ve got me going bananas… and I think I could make you go wild too.
62. Why don’t bananas need dating apps? They’re always getting picked up.
63. I’ve got a ripe banana here and I’m just waiting for you to peel it.
64. You wanna see a banana go wild? Just add some whipped cream.
65. My banana’s been handled so much, it’s practically mashed.
Clean banana puns for kids
Children deserve good banana puns too, minus the naughty bits!
Kids naturally gravitate toward silly food jokes, especially when fruits have funny shapes. These clean jokes will have the little ones giggling without making parents uncomfortable.
Simple yet effective – kids will go bananas over these!
66. What’s a banana’s favorite type of shoes?
Slippers!
67. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A boo-nana.
68. Why don’t strawberries trust bananas with their secrets?
Because they always slip and tell.
69. What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas can’t talk.
70. Why do bananas never feel lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches!
71. Why did the banana get jealous of the apple?
Because it kept getting picked first!
72. Why do bananas never feel sad?
They just keep peeling good!
73. How do bananas pick up the phone?
“Yellow?”
74. Why did the banana and the pear start a band?
Because they had great jam sessions!
75. What do you call a banana that tells jokes?
A pun-ana!
76. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
77. Why did the watermelon laugh at the banana?
Because it saw it slip up!
78. What did the banana say when it got an A on the test?
“I’m ape-solutely crushing it!”
Punny banana captions for Instagram
Your fruit bowl photo deserves better than “breakfast time.” These punny banana captions will make your followers stop scrolling and possibly even exhale sharply through their noses.
Social media success comes down to standing out, and nothing does that like unexpectedly clever wordplay, especially with a fruity flavor!
79. Just hanging with my bunch.
80. Not slipping up today!
81. If life gives you bananas, make a smoothie!
82. Going bananas over this view!
83. Stay ripe!
84. Quit monkeying around and please hand me a banana.
85. This outfit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
86. Monkeys got nothing on me.
87. I was plantain to do something productive today, but here we are.
88. A banana a day makes me yay!
89. A little spotty, but still golden!
90. Peel good, look good.
91. Monkey-approved content.
92. Just trying to stay a-peel-ing.
93. A day without bananas is a day wasted.
94. Ripe and ready for the weekend.
95. The smoothie life chose me.
96. That’s how I roll… like a banana in a blender.
Banana puns for birthday
Birthday cards that feature fruit puns show you really went the extra mile. Creating personalized birthday messages with banana themes says “I care about you enough to think outside the gift box.”
Telling someone “Hope your birthday is ripe with happiness” adds that special touch that generic cards simply can’t match. These birthday banana jokes will make any celebration more a-peeling!
97. Wishing you a bunch of happiness!
98. Hope your birthday is un-peel-ievably awesome!
99. This party is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
100. Peel good, it’s your birthday!
101. Hope your birthday is as sweet as a ripe banana!
102. Happy birthday! You deserve a bunch of fun today!
103. Let’s split a cake and celebrate!
104. You’re aging like a banana – getting sweeter by the day!
105. Hope your day is full of bunches of love!
106. Go bananas, it’s your special day!
107. Have a banana-riffic birthday!
108. Let’s raise a banana smoothie to you!
109. Wishing you a life full of a-peel!
Banana bread puns
Banana bread saved many of us during quarantine baking frenzies. This comfort food deserves its own category of wordplay that honors both its deliciousness and its rescued-from-the-brink-of-rotting origins.
Baking transforms sad, spotty bananas into something magnificent – kind of like how these puns transform ordinary conversations!
110. Life’s batter with banana bread.
111. I knead banana bread in my life.
112. This loaf is un-peel-ievably good!
113. My banana bread recipe is proof that even when life gets mushy, something sweet can come from it.
114. This is what dreams are baked of.
115. If life gives you bananas, make banana bread.
116. Bake it till you make it!
117. Banana bread is the yeast of my worries.
118. Loaf at first sight!
119. This recipe is totally bananas!
120. Warm, cozy, and full of a-peel.
Banana split puns
Ice cream parlor classics inspire some of the most delightful wordplay. The banana split – that perfect marriage of fruit, ice cream, and toppings – provides rich territory for split-related humor.
These dessert jokes hit that sweet spot between clever and groan-worthy.
121. This dessert is bananas, literally.
122. Keep calm and split on.
123. My relationship with banana splits is complicated – we keep breaking up but getting back together.
124. Sundae funday with a banana split!
125. Peel the joy with every scoop.
126. A-peel-ing from every angle.
127. The only kind of split I actually enjoy.
128. A dessert worth going bananas over!
More hilarious banana puns
If you’ve made it this far, you’re clearly going bananas for these jokes!
The world of yellow curved fruit humor runs deeper than most people realize.
My brain is practically slipping on these additional puns that didn’t fit elsewhere. The beauty of banana-based comedy is that it never gets old – just browner and sweeter with time!
129. I don’t trust people who peel bananas from the bottom.
130. Monkey see, monkey chew!
131. Don’t put all your bananas in one smoothie.
132. Think outside the peel.
133. Don’t overdo this or you’re gonna peel that later.
134. That’s totally bananas-tic!
135. If you slip, just blame the banana.
136. I’m not complainin’, just plantainin’.
137. Peel the love, spread the happiness.
138. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
139. Banana your own business!
140. Lets find out if YOU bruise easily!
Wrapping up
That was a lot of bananas, huh? Hopefully, you found a few puns that made you smile, or at least gave you an a-peel-ing way to annoy your friends.
If nothing else, you’ve now got a collection of fruity jokes that can make any conversation instantly more entertaining!
Use them responsibly, or go bananas with them! Either way, the next time you’re eating a banana, staring at one, or slipping on one (hopefully not), you’ll probably think of at least one of these puns.
And if you’re open to more fruity wordplay, check out my other pun collections:
- 100+ Tropical Mango Puns To Spice Up Your Summer
- 111+ Orange Puns To Squeeze A Little Laughter Into Your Day
- 90+ Cherry Puns for a Berry Good Time
- 100 Coconut Puns To Keep The Island Vibes Rollin’
- 200+ Strawberry Puns That’ll Have You Jamming With Joy
Now, I turn the table to you:
Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.
