100+ Hilarious Burrito Puns Stuffed With Laughter
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You didn’t Google “burrito puns” because your life is super put-together. Let’s just acknowledge that. Maybe you’re procrastinating. Maybe you’re hungry. Maybe you just want a reason to smile at your screen for two minutes.
Or maybe you’re working on a burrito joint marketing campaign – and in that case, smart move landing here!
Whatever brought you here, I’ve got you. These burrito puns are fully stuffed with nonsense, carbs, and emotional support cheese. Enjoy!
Short one-liner burrito puns
You know those moments when you need a quick joke but your brain feels like it’s wrapped in foil? That’s when these one-liners save the day!
They’re like burrito bites – small, satisfying, and you can’t have just one. I use these all the time when I’m texting friends or need to break awkward silences.
Fair warning though: short burrito puns are addictive, and once you start, you’ll be dropping them into every conversation!
1. Nacho average wrap.
2. Call me a burrit-ho.
3. I can fill your bean-thusiasm.
4. Mayo the peas be with you, but beans be in me.
5. I’m just here for moral salsupport.
6. Don’t hide your fillings.
7. I think I just got a burr-evelation.
8. Lettuce taco ‘bout burritos.
9. It’s time to wrap things up, guys.
10. Tortill-ya the truth: I’m in a committed wrap-lationship.
11. Rice against the machines!
All burrito puns by meal
Want something more specific than random burrito jokes? Maybe you have a restaurant menu to spice up or a add a few silly phrases to a clever marketing campaign for social media?
I’ve got you! Here’s my full menu of burrito puns and jokes for every type of burrito meal:
Breakfast burrito puns
Breakfast burritos are proof that someone figured out how to make mornings bearable. I mean, whoever decided to wrap eggs and bacon in a tortilla deserves a medal, right?
The jokes here are just as energizing as that first coffee-and-burrito combo.
12. Here’s my morning burr-itual.
13. Eggcited to be wrapped in carbs again.
14. Let’s unwrap this new day!
15. I egg to differ!
16. This burrito is so egg-stra.
17. Having breakfast with my bae-ritto.
18. Don’t yolk with me before breakfast.
19. I don’t give a crepe – I’m loyal to burritos.
Burrito bowl puns
Can we talk about burrito bowls for a second? You order one thinking you’re being all healthy and responsible, then you load it up with cheese, sour cream, and guac like you’re building a delicious mountain.
Bowl people are my favorite because they’re trying so hard to be good while still wanting all the burrito goodness!
20. Unwrapped burrito? Bowl-d move!
21. Fork yeah, this bowl’s loaded.
22. Lettuce dig into my emotional support bowl.
23. Holy guacam-bowl!
24. Just bowl with it!
25. Bowled over by flavor.
26. Fork-get the rules – I like my burritos open.
27. I bean training for this.
Bean burrito jokes
Beans are honestly the MVP of the burrito world, but nobody talks about them enough. They’re cheap, they’re filling, and yeah, they come with some interesting side effects later.
The wordplay around beans writes itself, and I’m not even sorry about where some of these jokes go.
28. That burrito was gas-tastic!
29. Spill the beans, I’m all ears!
30. Don’t bean mean!
31. Let’s wrap it up.
32. I’m just bean-ing myself.
33. Life’s full of beandits stealing your last bite.
34. It’s bean a long wrap without you.
35. I’ll spill the beans… into my face.
36. Lima tell you somethin’ – this burrito slaps!
37. Bean around the block, still wrapped up in carbs.
38. Soy into this.
Taco and burrito puns
Why should tacos and burritos be rivals when they can be comedy partners?
It’s like watching two best friends who are completely different but somehow work together. Sometimes you want the no-nonsense approach of a taco, other times you need the full-commitment experience of a burrito.
These taco and burrito jokes celebrate both without picking sides (because that would be impossible anyway).
39. Let’s taco-bout burritos for a second…
40. This burrito is taco the town.
41. Burrito it or not, I’m team tacos.
42. We should leave no things unwrapped.
43. Taco chance on our burritos!
44. We’re meant to bean.
45. Tacos are great, but burritos are wrapsolutely perfect.
46. This taco is tortilly bonkers.
47. Why don’t burritos trust tacos? They can’t keep things under wraps.
Question-answer burrito puns
Oh man, these are my absolute favorites! You know that classic dad joke setup where someone asks an innocent question and then BOOM – you hit them with a punchline that makes everyone groan?
Burrito dad jokes are like that but with extra cheese. I’ve been using these at family dinners for years, and they never get old (according to me, anyway).
48. What’s a burrito’s favorite dance?
Salsa!
49. What’s a burrito’s favorite sitcom?
Mr. Bean.
50. Why was burrito sad?
It had a lot of fillings.
51. What do you call a tasty burrito?
Bean-credible!
52. Why was the burrito so confident?
It was wrapped in self-love.
53. Why don’t burritos share secrets?
They know how to keep it under wraps.
54. Why did the burrito go back to school?
To beef up its resume.
55. Why did the burrito go to therapy?
Too many unresolved fillings.
56. What kind of music does a burrito like?
Rap.
57. Why did the burrito get promoted?
Because it was on a roll.
Cute burrito puns about love
Dating is hard, but you know what makes it easier? Food puns that actually make your crush laugh instead of running away!
These cute burrito puns are perfect for those flirty texts or when you want to be sweet without being too cheesy (well, except for the cheese jokes). I’ve seen people use these in their dating app messages, and it’s genius!
58. I bean thinking about you all day.
59. I love all of you, up to your burri-toes.
60. You’re my fav-urrito!
61. I’m all wrapped up in my fillings for you.
62. Love you bean-yond words.
63. Bean mine forever!
64. Let’s never foil for anyone else.
65. You’re burrit-iful inside and out.
66. Cilantro you forever!
67. I’m nacho average crush.
68. I fall apart without you, like an overstuffed tortilla.
69. You fill me up in all the best ways.
Dirty burrito jokes for adults
Alright, grown-ups, this is where things get a little spicy. I’m not saying burritos are inherently dirty, but come on – all that talk about stuffing and wrapping and getting messy?
Your brain was going to go there eventually. These are for when the kids are in bed and you want to make your friends laugh until they cry (or throw chips at you).
70. I wanna be wrapped in you.
71. I like it when you bean bad.
72. Things got steamy under the foil.
73. I let him unwrap me… slowly.
74. Call me a burrito – because I’m ready to be devoured.
75. Let’s unwrap each other and get all messy.
76. I want you bean-side me.
77. That’s some serious fork-play.
78. That’s nacho average night.
Clean burrito jokes for kids
Kids are the easiest audience because they think everything is hilarious, especially if it involves food.
These silly burrito jokes are totally safe for family dinners, school lunch conversations, or when you’re babysitting and need to distract them from asking for more screen time.
79. What do you call a frozen burrito?
A brrr-ito!
80. Why was the burrito so friendly?
It was building a good wrap-utation!
81. How do burritos stay cool?
They meat up with chili.
82. What’s a burrito’s favorite animal?
A guac-topus!
83. What kind of pet does a burrito have?
A chili dog!
84. Why did the burrito giggle?
It got bean-boozled!
85. Why did the burrito fail art class?
It couldn’t draw the lime.
86. What do burritos use to go online?
Their wrap-tops!
87. What kind of jokes do burritos tell?
Bean puns!
Burrito birthday puns
Birthday cards are typically boring unless you add some Mexican food humor to them.
I started doing this for my friends’ birthdays, and now they actually look forward to my ridiculous cards! There’s something about combining celebration with burrito jokes that just works.
After all, who doesn’t want their birthday to include mentions of their favorite food?
88. Lettuce taco ‘bout how awesome you are today.
89. You’re nacho average friend!
90. Born to bean wild.
91. Your birthday party’s going to be bean-credible.
92. You’ve aged burritofully!
93. Bean there, celebrated that – age is just a number!
94. Hope your burrito’s full and your heart fuller.
95. Here’s to being well-seasoned!
96. That’s a wrap on your birthday plan.
97. Let’s taco ‘bout your age.
98. May your day be fully loaded with joy.
99. Have a sauceome birthday!
100. Here’s to being foil-ever young.
101. You’ve bean amazing all year.
102. Let’s get this burr-thday started!
Sweet burrito puns for a baby shower
Baby showers can get pretty sentimental, but sometimes you need a little burrito humor to balance out all the “bundle of joy” talk.
These are gentle enough for the grandmother-to-be but clever enough to make the pregnant friend actually laugh (which is a win because pregnant people are tough critics).
Use these in cards or in person – they always get a good reaction!
103. A lil’ bean is about to get wrapped in love.
104. You’re about to raise one spicy lil’ burrito.
105. Swaddled tighter than a warm tortilla.
106. Baby’s first wrap is coming soon!
107. What a little bundle of joy wrapped in cuddles!
108. Lettuce welcome the newest wrap star!
109. A little bean is on the way!
110. That’s so adora-burr!
111. Tortilla-lly precious.
112. Baby on bored-erito!
113. That’s one bean-utiful bun in the oven.
114. Learn to double wrap those diapers!
Punny burrito captions for Instagram
Your burrito photos are probably already making people hungry, but imagine if they also made them giggle?
These Instagram-oriented burrito captions are social media gold. People love food puns almost as much as they love looking at food pictures, so why not give them both?
115. Just me and my foil-mate.
116. I’m in a wrap-lationship loaded with fillings.
117. That’s how I roll-ito.
118. That’s one saucy selfie.
119. I’m just trying to keep it burr-eal.
120. A whole mood-rito.
121. This look is loaded.
122. It was a total guac-cident!
123. Wrap and repeat.
124. Unwrapping my true self.
125. Smiling because I’m nacho average snack.
Wrapping up
That’s a wrap – literally! These burrito puns are warm, overstuffed, and slightly too cheesy, just like your favorite late-night order. You didn’t need them, but now they’ve taken up permanent residence in your brain (sorry!).
Toss them in your kid’s lunchbox, your Insta captions, your random conversations, or your very questionable dating profile.
Still hungry for more? I’ve got a whole menu of food puns you can nibble on:
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- 100 Funny Hot Dog Puns That Are Off The Leash
Now, I turn the table to you:
Do you have a favorite pun? Or maybe you’ve come up with some clever ones that aren’t on the list? I’d love to hear them! Drop your best puns in the comments, and let’s keep the giggles going.
